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      06-11-2010, 06:01 PM   #133
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      06-11-2010, 06:21 PM   #134
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i spit into the sink whenever my hands get wet. i cannot stop doing this and i don't have any explanation for it.
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      06-11-2010, 06:25 PM   #135
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I cross my legs like a girl when sitting (thigh on thigh). It just feels more comfortable.
where the fuck do you put your balls? i don't understand how dudes can do this?
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      06-11-2010, 06:31 PM   #136
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where the fuck do you put your balls? i don't understand how dudes can do this?
I ain't got none, I'm asian.
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      06-11-2010, 06:38 PM   #138
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when dropping a deuce, i always need to have reading material, and always need to be reading something before i let the first one drop
who here has read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle in a pinch?

not just me right?
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      06-11-2010, 06:42 PM   #139
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      06-11-2010, 06:59 PM   #140
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anyone try and switch lanes without running over any of the reflective dividers?
i do that all the time.
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      06-11-2010, 07:09 PM   #141
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Every now and then, I check thread tags, and who added them.


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      06-11-2010, 07:11 PM   #142
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Every now and then, I check thread tags, and who added them.

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      06-11-2010, 07:13 PM   #143
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who here has read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle in a pinch?

not just me right?
I bring my ipod in there

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Every now and then, I check thread tags, and who added them.


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      06-11-2010, 07:14 PM   #144
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      06-11-2010, 07:15 PM   #145
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      06-11-2010, 07:17 PM   #146
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Hey its friday, a few laughs before the weekend beers and header install and its all good
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who here has read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle in a pinch?

not just me right?
I just did the other day, but it was the description of how awesome my life now is since I bought a certain bottle of bodywash
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GF pointed this out to me once and I totally forgot until I just did it right now: if I'm drinking something like a mixed drink and my ice melts before I'm done drinking I'll leave the drink, go get the ice, and carry it in my hands and put it in the drink that hasn't moved, despite all of the obvious reasons to just bring the drink with me
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GF pointed this out to me once and I totally forgot until I just did it right now: if I'm drinking something like a mixed drink and my ice melts before I'm done drinking I'll leave the drink, go get the ice, and carry it in my hands and put it in the drink that hasn't moved, despite all of the obvious reasons to just bring the drink with me
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      06-14-2010, 12:53 AM   #152
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I always talk on the phone when I shit, I take my phone to the bathroom every time I take a fat one for some reason.
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      06-14-2010, 01:56 AM   #153
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I always talk on the phone when I shit, I take my phone to the bathroom every time I take a fat one for some reason.
what if they hear the splash of nuggets?
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      06-14-2010, 02:08 AM   #154
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I always talk on the phone when I shit, I take my phone to the bathroom every time I take a fat one for some reason.




Don't they hear you going "HNNNNNNNGGGGGG" when taking a power shit?
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