Pick Up Lines =)

JamesWWIII · 08-06-2018, 10:12 PM

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:47 PM

now this is a TRUE story...... many years ago when I was in Australia on holiday, we had this same subject come up, so I told a m8, best line I ever used was "do you swallow"

So I see him a few days later, and he said, doesnt work, I got slapped, I replied.
OF COURSE not, it only works for me, cos I got big ass balls and confidence

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:49 PM

ok here;s my two.

1>
me "what winks and fuq's like a tiger"
girl "? dunno"
me WINKS

2>
me "10 ton polar bear"
girl "what?"
me "10 ton polar bear"
girl "what?"
me "10 ton polar bear"
girl "what?"
me "Well.... it broke the ice"

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:53 PM

oh here's another

Me "listen, I wont bullshit you, I live at home, I work at costco, I drive a pinto, I can't dance, I have no real savings, probably gonna be living in my moms basement for the next 5 years"

Girl .... about to walk away

ME, "But before you walk away,, see this empty glass, and the ice cube at the bottom, I can lick that out with my tongue.... and I can do that all night long"

never fails

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 09:01 PM

when I was 17, I used to do the same with my keys when I drove the above,
never failed either

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Originally Posted by Maynard

I just drop the key fob on the bar and say s/t like "glad I found a nice corner parking spot for my 228" and I'm chasing them off

CTinline-six · 08-10-2018, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Pick up lines are for the desperate drunk ugly bishes, to pick up better girls you have to have confidence, balls enough to do it, and smart enough to be able to hold a good convo

This. Pick-up lines rarely work, and they usually only work on girls you wouldn't want to touch with a 30 foot pole anyway. The key is being clever, and witty enough. While pick-up lines can be both of these things they aren't enough to hold a girl's attention. I usually walk up to them and introduce myself then casually tease them. Girls like being challenged (teased) and also like talking about themselves. Show them you are interested, make them laugh, and playfully tease them and the rest is easy.

JamesWWIII · 08-13-2018, 07:01 PM

Germanauto · 08-13-2018, 08:32 PM

I was at the club this past weekend and it's so hard to make in roads on the dance floor. Some nights are good and some suck. It's too damn loud to say anything worthwhile.

Any good lines you guys have used in that environment? I'm just a simple guy looking to get my grind on.

JamesWWIII · 08-13-2018, 10:46 PM

shay2nak · 08-14-2018, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

I was at the club this past weekend and it's so hard to make in roads on the dance floor. Some nights are good and some suck. It's too damn loud to say anything worthwhile.

Any good lines you guys have used in that environment? I'm just a simple guy looking to get my grind on.

"come here often?"

Get your peacock on. lol By that I mean, wear some accessories that will get you noticed. Like a boa around your neck or OTT jewelry. lol Just slide in to their side and introduce yourself.

"How does my boa look, cuz i have another one for you later tonight." haha

JamesWWIII · 08-14-2018, 04:24 PM

Germanauto · 08-14-2018, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

"come here often?"

Get your peacock on. lol By that I mean, wear some accessories that will get you noticed. Like a boa around your neck or OTT jewelry. lol Just slide in to their side and introduce yourself.

"How does my boa look, cuz i have another one for you later tonight." haha

Can't tell if serious or not about that first one.

I remember seeing "peacocking" in that VH1 show with that creepy looking white guy. Hey it worked out for him though.

JamesWWIII · 08-14-2018, 08:07 PM

shay2nak · 08-15-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

Can't tell if serious or not about that first one.

I remember seeing "peacocking" in that VH1 show with that creepy looking white guy. Hey it worked out for him though.

Right. The Pick-Up Artist.

I was half joking/half serious. You can't look like everyone else and you have to have fun with it.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 08-15-2018, 01:37 PM

the worst is when there is a really cute girl at gym... not a thot(some bitch wearing a pound of makeup and has severe anterior pelvic tilt.) and there is just no good opportunity to speak. She def smiles and quickly looks away upon eye contact. I usually smoke a cig after my workout (dont flame) and I go to hold the door for her. Wasted my chance.

Me:smiles and opens door
Her: Smiles back,,pauses then says have a good one
Me(in a murmored 5yr old boy voice: DURRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU TOOOO.

TL;DR cute girl in gym, seems she is interested. but we both wear headphones and she is a 45 minuter, she comes in, all business and is out the door. I don't want to creep by constantly being around her, anywayz fuck the gym is the hardest place to maneuver, and i dont want to shit where i eat

JamesWWIII · 08-15-2018, 01:41 PM

Albert had mad game...

shay2nak · 08-16-2018, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

the worst is when there is a really cute girl at gym... not a thot(some bitch wearing a pound of makeup and has severe anterior pelvic tilt.) and there is just no good opportunity to speak. She def smiles and quickly looks away upon eye contact. I usually smoke a cig after my workout (dont flame) and I go to hold the door for her. Wasted my chance.

Me:smiles and opens door
Her: Smiles back,,pauses then says have a good one
Me(in a murmored 5yr old boy voice: DURRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU TOOOO.

TL;DR cute girl in gym, seems she is interested. but we both wear headphones and she is a 45 minuter, she comes in, all business and is out the door. I don't want to creep by constantly being around her, anywayz fuck the gym is the hardest place to maneuver, and i dont want to shit where i eat

haha

I'd imagine people have a routine at the gym. If they come and leave same time, you could hang outside and "run into them."

Might be better to do it at the end. She's blown of some steam and if you get shot down, it won't be an awkward workout. lol

JamesWWIII · 08-17-2018, 01:44 AM

bbbbmw · 08-17-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

"That's a nice dress you're wearing"

"Thanks!"

"It would look better on my bedroom floor."

Fixed that for you

.

"That's a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor."

"And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe."

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Never_Enough · 08-17-2018, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesWWIII

lol I just sent this to a few ladies. I am fairly certain it'll be no reply or at least 1 of them very angry.

JamesWWIII · 08-17-2018, 01:46 PM

^^^^
For the ones who don't get angry, send them this one:

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 08-19-2018, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

haha

I'd imagine people have a routine at the gym. If they come and leave same time, you could hang outside and "run into them."

Might be better to do it at the end. She's blown of some steam and if you get shot down, it won't be an awkward workout. lol

LOL, I had my chance...she even parked next to my cool car, but I didnt walk fast enough and she made it inside her car before I could catch up

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