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      10-28-2015, 04:20 PM   #1607
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      10-28-2015, 04:24 PM   #1608
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I just read through a few pages and all i'm seeing are sex stories and people offending others as usual , hahahahaha.

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How come Women say they like a confident man yet they are not confident themselves?
Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
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      10-28-2015, 04:48 PM   #1610
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Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
There is no way that i'm a .01%er. That figure has to be lower....maybe 85%?

What's more rare, a confident woman or a man who loves the idea of a confident woman?

I for one can't deal with the needy, clingy, crap from an insecure woman. It's FAR better to be wanted than needed in my book.
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Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
I dont if i'd call it confidence or not knowing when to shut up.
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Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
That's a lie, I love confident women, don't have to worry if she could do something on her own or not.







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There is no way that i'm a .01%er. That figure has to be lower....maybe 85%?

What's more rare, a confident woman or a man who loves the idea of a confident woman?

I for one can't deal with the needy, clingy, crap from an insecure woman. It's FAR better to be wanted than needed in my book.

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Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
NOPE. we love confident women. It makes my life easier.
However, if they cross the line, I won't hesitate a 1-fermtosecond to leave her.
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There is no way that i'm a .01%er. That figure has to be lower....maybe 85%?

What's more rare, a confident woman or a man who loves the idea of a confident woman?

I for one can't deal with the needy, clingy, crap from an insecure woman. It's FAR better to be wanted than needed in my book.
haha how long have you had that sig? Awesome!
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I just read through a few pages and all i'm seeing are sex stories and people offending others as usual , hahahahaha.

Here's a question:
How come Women say they like a confident man yet they are not confident themselves?
Hate to say this but 99.99% of men hate the idea of a confident woman. We scare the cap out of you.
Negative......confidence is sexy!
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I cannot whip or nae nae, and I am not sure what about my look would make you think differently. I do, however, dance a fantastic lawnmower and shopping cart.

Never is a strong word... I don't know if I'd eat whale again. I didn't realize I did it the first time, and I wasn't a big fan, and it was kind of sad.

The undies have to suit the dude. That being said, not sure if a man thong would suit anyone.
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      10-28-2015, 06:51 PM   #1618
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The undies have to suit the dude. That being said, not sure if a man thong would suit anyone.
Certainly not WITH a suit, but I think I still have a few pair, the wife likes to see them once in a while






sitting in the armoire, not on me
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      10-28-2015, 06:52 PM   #1619
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Certainly not WITH a suit, but I think I still have a few pair, the wife likes to see them once in a while






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Why not with a suit? I mean, can you imagine having panty lines at a meeting? The horror...
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Why not with a suit? I mean, can you imagine having panty lines at a meeting? The horror...
How is vacation so far?
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How is vacation so far?
Not bad. My cousin wants to do a lot of tourist stuff (hence why I'm on here, I've seen it all), but I'm planning to ditch out tomorrow and hang out by myself with some pastries and some shopping. How is normal life? GTA V?
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Not bad. My cousin wants to do a lot of tourist stuff (hence why I'm on here, I've seen it all), but I'm planning to ditch out tomorrow and hang out by myself with some pastries and some shopping. How is normal life? GTA V?
Normal life, I dodge the bullet by 3-5days on shorting oil. lol
I am more ROFLing on that.

Thanks to you, my life filled empty spot of my life. Very addicting, and I like the story line. I was about to meet Lester on Sunday.
If lucky, I wanna play more after World Series tonight.
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I just read through a few pages and all i'm seeing are sex stories and people offending others as usual , hahahahaha.

Here's a question:
How come Women say they like a confident man yet they are not confident themselves?
Do as I say, not as I do.
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      10-28-2015, 08:00 PM   #1626
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QUESTION QUESTION!! PICK MEEEEEEE:

Why do girls (especially the young interns in the office) like the temperature to be precisely at 74.6 degrees? If I decrease it to 74 or 73 they freak out and threaten to poke my eyes out.

AND why are we taxed so much ?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
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QUESTION QUESTION!! PICK MEEEEEEE:

Why do girls (especially the young interns in the office) like the temperature to be precisely at 74.6 degrees? If I decrease it to 74 or 73 they freak out and threaten to poke my eyes out.

AND why are we taxed so much ?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
Because women are cold blooded and cannot regulate body temperature.
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QUESTION QUESTION!! PICK MEEEEEEE:

Why do girls (especially the young interns in the office) like the temperature to be precisely at 74.6 degrees? If I decrease it to 74 or 73 they freak out and threaten to poke my eyes out.

AND why are we taxed so much ?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
Yay!!! Yes, we are cold. We are taxed so much because men are in power and they make shitty decisions. Obviously.

Good to see you again
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