Tinder/Dating Apps

Mike. · 06-24-2016, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Your shitty Tinder advice is always appreciated. So long as it lands me one like yours.

dude remember the stripper? christ ive come along way and it was matching with 146 people to find Haley

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A river cuts through rock not because of its power but because of its persistence.

THEN

The only thing that follows work is results. - Ray Lewis

EALm4 · 06-24-2016, 07:55 AM

fuck

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

dude remember the stripper? christ ive come along way and it was matching with 146 people to find Haley

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A river cuts through rock not because of its power but because of its persistence.

THEN

The only thing that follows work is results. - Ray Lewis

Ah, so you met her on there, then? I thought it was a mutual friend.

Best thing to happen to my football team, in ages.

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Originally Posted by EALm4

fuck

Haha got $10?!

Mike. · 06-24-2016, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ah, so you met her on there, then? I thought it was a mutual friend.

Best thing to happen to my football team, in ages.

Haha got $10?!

yea dude I was like WHY IS SHE ON HERE SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE and she wanted my dumb ass haha

Axius · 06-24-2016, 08:00 AM

I need to update my pictures. Gotta show the cuts for sluts at the beach, ya meeaan.

Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

yea dude I was like WHY IS SHE ON HERE SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE and she wanted my dumb ass haha

LOL. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.

Proof of under-fulfillment.

Axius · 06-24-2016, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Proof of under-fulfillment.

Without a doubt. She loves it when I hit on her. Should probably stop though to be honest.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Without a doubt. She loves it when I hit on her. Should probably stop though to be honest.

You seem to have a level-enough head to know how much to enable her. Besides, who are you to deny the need?

gtron · 06-24-2016, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I need to update my pictures. Gotta show the cuts for sluts at the beach, ya meeaan.

Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.

I agree on said sketch.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You seem to have a level-enough head to know how much to enable her. Besides, who are you to deny the need?

You're potentially putting him in physical danger by encouraging him to indulge in such forbidden fruit.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

You're potentially putting him in physical danger by encouraging him to indulge in such forbidden fruit.

Axius is not your average human. He possesses uncanny powers of circumvention.

gtron · 06-24-2016, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Axius is not your average human. He possesses uncanny powers of circumvention.

That might be good to combat premeditated reactions but never underestimate the explosive and instant power of passion related reactions.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

That might be good to combat premeditated reactions but never underestimate the explosive and instant power of passion related reactions.

Agreed! Good thing he stays strapped.

silvergray545 · 06-24-2016, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

In other news, woke up with a few matches, but ending up unmatching them all. Oh, the suspense.

Same here. One even messaged me. Sorry I'm not sorry.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

No offense, but LOL at the Internet policing taking place ITT. Who the fuck cares what someone does with their personal lives? If what they say is even true, anyway, which is also a moot point.

People need mind their own damn business. If some married dude wants some side pussy, so be it. It's not like an OT discussion board is going to change that.

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Originally Posted by EALm4

fuck

I didn't even know that could happen until yesterday. 43 minutes until I'm free!

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Originally Posted by Axius

I need to update my pictures. Gotta show the cuts for sluts at the beach, ya meeaan.

Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.

Hitting on bartenders is boring anymore. They're all the same girls with the same fucked up lives.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Same here. One even messaged me. Sorry I'm not sorry.

People need mind their own damn business. If some married dude wants some side pussy, so be it. It's not like an OT discussion board is going to change that.

Hitting on bartenders is boring anymore. They're all the same girls with the same fucked up lives.

On your first point, I forgot to screencap how ugly they were to text you, but I unmatched them all in a rage. LMFAO.

To your second point, my point exactly. People's opinions are welcome, in my opinion, until they are aired out in front of everyone else. Just keep your mouth shut.

Bartenders have got to be the flattest women of all time. It's like they've been bred by society to be brooding and indifferent. Can't blame them though, they're harassed regularly.

EALm4 · 06-24-2016, 10:03 AM

with tinder locked up I dunno what I'm gonna do all day

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

with tinder locked up I dunno what I'm gonna do all day

Slow day at work?

I'm actually also in Tinder jail. LOL. Work is super slow today, got my first of two tattoo sessions tomorrow and am looking up final embellishment ideas. Haven't been under the needle in over 3 years. I miss it.

gtron · 06-24-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Agreed! Good thing he stays strapped.

I will now take this opportunity to borrow an image from EALm4

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:08 AM

I bet that was her only pic, too. Never understood that shit.

silvergray545 · 06-24-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

On your first point, I forgot to screencap how ugly they were to text you, but I unmatched them all in a rage. LMFAO.

To your second point, my point exactly. People's opinions are welcome, in my opinion, until they are aired out in front of everyone else. Just keep your mouth shut.

Bartenders have got to be the flattest women of all time. It's like they've been bred by society to be brooding and indifferent. Can't blame them though, they're harassed regularly.

Yeah, I should have screenshot some of mine to send to you. Next time. Lol

The second group of women that are the worst to deal with are teachers. Instant turn off when I find out a girl is a teacher.

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with tinder locked up I dunno what I'm gonna do all day

Switch to Bumble! Or Grindr.

Delta0311 · 06-24-2016, 10:15 AM

I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Poconos to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.

silvergray545 · 06-24-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Pocons to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.

Add another to the savage list, Verbiage.

Every person I've come across has the same experience with POF. All success stories.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Yeah, I should have screenshot some of mine to send to you. Next time. Lol

The second group of women that are the worst to deal with are teachers. Instant turn off when I find out a girl is a teacher.

Haha, why are teachers a turn off?

I see them to possess more of a humanitarian aspect than most of the strippers and scene bitches on there.

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Poconos to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Add another to the savage list, Verbiage.

Every person I've come across has the same experience with POF. All success stories.

Haha, dude. I remember some of your posts from the fitness sub forum, I can imagine the women you must have pulled.

This was quite a lovely post. Savage, indeed.

Funny enough, I've never been on POF. About to download that now.

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Delta0311 Banned 7487 Rep 10,119 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased. Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged. That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Poconos to my house in NJ just for some dick. It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet. Last edited by Delta0311; 06-24-2016 at 10:21 AM..
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