[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ladies, what's one thing you want to experience before you die?

One more night without nightmares, or seeing the pyramids irl.

[M2BMW]

I have found that when women discuss their problems with me they want someone to listen and not solve their problems, is this the case with you?

[1MOREMOD]

That's hard for men because we don't just go yeah that sucks and do nothing about it

[Lups]

Originally Posted by M2BMW

I have found that when women discuss their problems with me they want someone to listen and not solve their problems, is this the case with you?

We get a lot from unloading for sure, I tend to do this too but the worst is when I know there is a solution but I can't pinpoint it for the life of me, and my ego takes a hit because he tells it to me. It took years for him to learn that when I do this he needs to ask the questions that will lead me to the solution so I can save face.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Skydiving

Fucking terrifying. I decided to take the plunge 10 years ago, absolutely shat myself the entire time. I felt like pepe le pew with the big thumping heart.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Biorin

If not really talking other than you occasionally calling me noble and asking how big my tits are counts as being friends...

What do you wanna talk about?

[F30lolz]

Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.

I only flirt with cops.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I only flirt with cops.

My name is Officer Goodbody, i'm going to need you to step out of the car maim. Do you know why i pulled you over?

[F30lolz]

Assume the position!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.

Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

My name is Officer Goodbody, i'm going to need you to step out of the car maim. Do you know why i pulled you over?

"well good evening officer! Isn't it a great night for you since I arrived here for your entertainment!"

"well, when my rd went off, I was looking abt 90? 95? So a mild over reaction to empty road gave me the pleasure of your company?"

"honey, I'll take the ticket but ive got standards. Shake your booty and take off the uniform slowly and then I'd say this is a few bucks spent well"

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

"well good evening officer! Isn't it a great night for you since I arrived here for your entertainment!"

"well, when my rd went off, I was looking abt 90? 95? So a mild over reaction to empty road gave me the pleasure of your company?"

"honey, I'll take the ticket but ive got standards. Shake your booty and take off the uniform slowly and then I'd say this is a few bucks spent well"

hahaha You're right, i wouldn't give you a ticket.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!

But he has a sexy name, I'd call him that too!

"oh Christopher, want to get coffee with me...?"

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

hahaha You're right, i wouldn't give you a ticket.

Nobody does. Ive even gotten away with my shit from a female officer

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nobody does. Ive even gotten away with my shit from a female officer

It wouldn't even be the flirting for me, i'd just be dying laughing. haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It wouldn't even be the flirting for me, i'd just be dying laughing. haha

Well yeah, that's how I roll. Cops usually are bored, making their night usually saves mine.

[lens]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.

Piss on them to show dominanc---

errr I mean poke them back.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!

I hate Christopher! My parents were going to name me Damien so I wished I was named that.

Originally Posted by Lups

But he has a sexy name, I'd call him that too!

"oh Christopher, want to get coffee with me...?"

Coffee? Because it's you, I'll pass.

Originally Posted by chaungo

Piss on them to show dominanc---

errr I mean poke them back.

Now you've got me thinking sir.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I hate Christopher! My parents were going to name me Damien so I wished I was named that.

My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.

Ever been called Billup ?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.

My parents named me after my dad too, except they called me by my middle name from day one. So every official document I have to explain why I go by Jake, not my first name.