[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by MisterF80M3

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Really? What about gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, etc? I hear that they are among Nevada's largest exports.....

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Not in Clark County (Las Vegas)!

I was out in Nevada for a race over 20 years ago, riding as navigator in an open-road race. The driver/car owner was probably not even 21 yet, and lived with his parents in Las Vegas.

The drivers' meeting for the race was in Ely, and sponsored by The Green Lantern brothel a few doors down.

Several times from before we left Vegas until the drivers' meeting in Ely, he started talking about finding the prettiest prostitute in Ely, paying her the $200/hour fee, and doing all kinds of unmentionable fantasy acts.

When we got to the drivers' meeting, there were two of the most skanky ho's humanity could muster sitting on the stage on folding chairs. I nudged the driver, telling him that those were his prostitutes. He said that I was wrong, clinging to his fantasy. I replied that they most certainly were, and the only question that I had was whether they were the owner's two ugliest employees who weren't busy, or his two prettiest employees trying to drum up business from us out-of-towners?

A few minutes later, the emcee slash brothel owner did an intro. "...And now to present the award for best-of-show at this afternoon's race car show on Main Street, Miss Green Lantern..."

Needless to say, his fantasy was dashed in an instant! Being the supportive navigator, I pulled to franklins out of my pocket, handed them to him, and told him to go to town! Let me tell you, the sight of those two was more effective than salt peter, and even caused me over 6 months of, um, equipment dysfunction from just seeing them on-stage.

Long story short, I wouldn't poke them with *anyone's* 10-foot barge pole.....

Yeah, this has been my experience as well. I've yet to see a prostitute that I'd even remotely consider. Most of them look like free dating app rejects. If I'm not going to entertain it on a dating app for free, I sure as shit am not paying for it.

[1MOREMOD]

Keep looking there are some stunners. Met one in Palm Springs named haven. Ridiculous

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Really? What about gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, etc? I hear that they are among Nevada's largest exports.....

Yes. Once I finished the divorce, a dear friend in FNP school told me that the number of people in my city...prominent people, with STDs was shocking. She told me to keep it zipped up or covered up if I had to partake. Sage words.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Keep looking there are some stunners. Met one in Palm Springs named haven. Ridiculous

There are some real stunners out there. Just make sure you don't get stung.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

This one.

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showp...7&postcount=31

!!!!!

I'll be in my bunk...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Keep looking there are some stunners. Met one in Palm Springs named haven. Ridiculous

If I come across one....so be it, but not actively looking.

This does remind me of a buddy of mine. He's a few years older than me and once told me a story about his mother trying to get him to bring a date to Thanksgiving dinner. Both of his parents were aware that he had been "seeing" someone, but he never gave details. Finally the mother pestered him enough about it to where he spilled the beans. A well-known, local business man here, has an incredibly attractive daughter. Everyone in this small little town knows who she is as she is absolutely stunning. She had entered an agreement with my friend, we'll call him Barry. Barry wanted sex and had plenty of money, the daughter of this business man had just started going to a local TN college. She needed a job but wasn't at all interested in "working." The deal was struck and continued for months before Barry's mother started pressing the issue about bringing the girl he was seeing over for Thanksgiving dinner. Barry finally explained to his mother that if he was going to bring the girl he had been seeing, it was going to cost him $200. Barry's mother was less than pleased. His father, however; being the owner of the company that Barry worked for, pulls Barry to the side and offers to start paying for said services with a company credit card in order to get frequent flyer miles. Again, the mother was displeased.

[Torgus]

Have you ever seen an attractive stripper? Then you have seen an attractive prostitute. Saying they are all dogs is just ridiculous.

Also, if you buy someone a nice dinner, take em to a show etc, and you spend all the money and then they sleep with you at the end of the night you just basically did the same thing as buying a whore. It is just to 'socially acceptable' way of getting laid. Plenty of other examples of this. When and old ass millionaire has a young pretty girl is she a whore? Yes. No 20 something year old wants a guy with old balls and saggy skin who is as old as her dad. It is about the money.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Have you ever seen an attractive stripper? Then you have seen an attractive prostitute. Saying they are all dogs is just ridiculous.

Also, if you buy someone a nice dinner, take em to a show etc, and you spend all the money and then they sleep with you at the end of the night you just basically did the same thing as buying a whore. It is just to 'socially acceptable' way of getting laid.

No one is saying they are all dogs. I'm simply stating that I have never seen one. Mind you, I live in East TN man. Attractive non-prostitutes are hard to find here. 87.35735% of women here are overweight, food stamped up, and expect their men to be wealthy, model types, no less than 6' tall. Honestly this mentality of theirs makes it very easy for old, short, bald guys such as myself, who aren't at all remotely interested in their wares.

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

No one is saying they are all dogs. I'm simply stating that I have never seen one. Mind you, I live in East TN man. Attractive non-prostitutes are hard to find here. 87.35735% of women here are overweight, food stamped up, and expect their men to be wealthy, model types, no less than 6' tall. Honestly this mentality of theirs makes it very easy for old, short, bald guys such as myself, who aren't at all remotely interested in their wares.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Really? What about gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, etc? I hear that they are among Nevada's largest exports.....

Yup, not worth it.

[lsturbointeg]

so nobody was a man-whore during their younger years like me

[Darth One]

They exist, you just have to go upmarket/pay more

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by Darth One

They exist, you just have to go upmarket/pay more

Exactly. Not that I am some expert on whores but there is a difference between $300 and $1000 and what that buys you.



I don't like pissing away money and getting the real thing legitimately is more fun in my opinion. Thank god for unlimited online porn.

[wcr3d]

Originally Posted by Darth One

They exist, you just have to go upmarket/pay more

Was that a reply to lsturbointeg ?

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

His father, however; being the owner of the company that Barry worked for, pulls Barry to the side and offers to start paying for said services with a company credit card in order to get frequent flyer miles. Again, the mother was displeased.

amazing

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

amazing

I thought it was hilarious! I expected the old man to give him hell about it; not provide options of how they could make it benefit their business.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Exactly. Not that I am some expert on whores but there is a difference between $300 and $1000 and what that buys you.



I don't like pissing away money and getting the real thing legitimately is more fun in my opinion. Thank god for unlimited online porn.

See this is what is comical to me. I've been offered encounters with some pretty fine creatures and all I had to do was drive 30 minutes to get there; and I turned it down. $1k for some sex....regardless of what they look like; HARD PASS. I'd rather have a wank session and save the $1k. I end up with the same end result. I'm also at an age where I tend to avoid people in general, life is just easier that way. Of course a person gets what they pay for (most times) but I get sex way too often to ever consider paying for it. I mean we all pay for it in some manner, but still.....

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

so nobody was a man-whore during their younger years like me

Was, im single again and double booked for Halloween

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Was, im single again and double booked for Halloween

Whore! Just roll them into a threesome.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Whore! Just roll them into a threesome.

An average man discusses problems. A brilliant man discusses solutions.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

An average alien discusses problems. A brilliant man discusses solutions.

FTFY