Step Into The Confession Booth! Episode One

JayKay335i · 02-25-2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

So...lemme get this straight. You went without poon for about two months with this 29yo girl. First I would never wait that long for a girl, if I don't get some play in a month then I am moving on. Second, when you finally do get a bit of action with her, you are saying your blue balls walked away from a perfectly good knob slobbin just on principal?

No offense, but I would have throat F'ed the girl so rough she would have been eager to lay down and let another part of her body take the abuse. And if not...imagine how fun it would be to practice face painting with her?

Or.....alternate suggestion. Maybe she was fully willing to serve up the chicken....but she wanted to see if you would provide her an appetizer first? Perhaps she wanted you to sample her clam so as to prepare her for the chicken dinner?

In my single days....sampling the clam ALWAYS gained me access to the main course!

I think I may need to clarify. I went without poon FROM HER for those two months. I'm in grad school, I sit in my room studying all day. I truly have no time and saw her maybe once every 1-2 weeks. She was just what was on the plate at the time. I dont go diving unless I'm desperate, I'm dating, or or that shit just looks delicious. I dont have a problem passing on pussy. Should I include that no, I wouldn't beat on the Taurus.

quality_sound · 02-26-2010, 02:22 AM

Want to know how I know you're gay?

stimpy · 02-26-2010, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by quality_sound

Want to know how I know you're gay?

Your dick tastes like shit.
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Lamborghini Silhouette specifications

JayKay335i · 02-26-2010, 03:05 AM

Because I'm going to paste a girls face to my pillow when I'm done fucking it tomorrow night when I'm done with finals?

leocdmg · 02-26-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by stimpy

Your dick tastes like shit.

Wow that kinda just makes you gay.

Alexander · 03-01-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by quality_sound

Careless Whisper is a Wham! song. <--- Confession #2 for me.

To the BJ guy...

You must really not like head....

And yes Wham is the mother facking sh!t! That sax is sex.

JayKay335i · 03-02-2010, 01:33 AM

I smashed her on Friday night. Sorry, I like to look at vintage cars, not drive them.

Spec 1 · 03-02-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I smashed her on Friday night. Sorry, I like to look at vintage cars, not drive them.

Vintage? At 29?

Give her my number pls.

BOOST3D · 03-02-2010, 05:12 PM

i was dead drunk and had sex with my ex gf aunt i was 17 at the time and she was 43 never told anyone

quality_sound · 03-03-2010, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

Vintage? At 29?

Give her my number pls.

Agreed,

Most women hit their prime in their late 20s and early 30s. I guess if he likes girls, and I emphasize girls, that still wear too much makeup, think it's cool to get obliterated every chance they get, and whine when you PIIHB, then more power to him. I'll take them "vintage" ladies.

Spec 1 · 03-03-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by quality_sound

Agreed,

Most women hit their prime in their late 20s and early 30s. I guess if he likes girls, and I emphasize girls, that still wear too much makeup, think it's cool to get obliterated every chance they get, and whine when you PIIHB, then more power to him. I'll take them "vintage" ladies.

leocdmg · 03-03-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BOOST3D

i was dead drunk and had sex with my ex gf aunt i was 17 at the time and she was 43 never told anyone

Your sir are a hero.

Alexander · 03-03-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by leocdmg

Your sir are a hero.

Absolutely!

Can I one up him though with a cousin story?

JK...

JayKay335i · 03-03-2010, 08:00 PM

You guys can keep the vintage tang. I like my pussy like I like my juice. Fresh.

Verbiage · 03-05-2010, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M

No offense, but I would have throat F'ed the girl so rough she would have been eager to lay down and let another part of her body take the abuse. And if not...imagine how fun it would be to practice face painting with her?

Or.....alternate suggestion. Maybe she was fully willing to serve up the chicken....but she wanted to see if you would provide her an appetizer first? Perhaps she wanted you to sample her clam so as to prepare her for the chicken dinner?

In my single days....sampling the clam ALWAYS gained me access to the main course!

This. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out.

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

She took my member in her hand and opened her mouth up big and wide as I swatted her head away. I told her I don't want head...

I honestly had to read that like 6 times. Really?

Spec 1 · 03-05-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You guys can keep the vintage tang. I like my pussy like I like my juice. Fresh.

You sir, have no idea what you're talking about.

Verbiage · 03-05-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You guys can keep the vintage tang. I like my pussy like I like my juice. Fresh.

"Vintage?" That's actually not too bad. What is 29 year old pussy if it isn't fresh? Is it rotten?

Ignorant statements FTL.

"I like my pussy like I like my juice. Fresh."

ROFLMAOOOOO.

JayKay335i · 03-05-2010, 05:45 PM

I think I'm just going to attempt to keep my age bracket to 18-22 with a possible drunk extension to 25.

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