Pick Up Lines =)

JamesWWIII · 08-19-2018, 02:27 PM

JamesWWIII · 08-20-2018, 12:22 PM

jaye944 · 08-20-2018, 02:04 PM

I have 3 words for you honey

Bayerische
Motoren
Werke

That means I have an expensive car, which costs me a shit load to run and maintain
so I'm used to high maintenance things

JamesWWIII · 08-20-2018, 03:22 PM

MKSixer · 08-20-2018, 04:22 PM

This was used on me by a gold digger as I was getting inside my car about a month ago:

"That $150K sure looks good on you."

My gf came out during the exchange before I could say anything, opened the door, got in and just said: "Drive. Now."

I just pretended the whole thing happened to someone else.

Matt@EuroJerks · 08-20-2018, 05:13 PM

When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.

JamesWWIII · 08-21-2018, 03:41 AM

Never_Enough · 08-21-2018, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.

You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?

Never_Enough · 08-21-2018, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

I have 3 words for you honey

Bayerische
Motoren
Werke

That means I have an expensive car, which costs me a shit load to run and maintain
so I'm used to high maintenance things

& a glutton for punishment

Matt@EuroJerks · 08-21-2018, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?

No, two different things. The frustration part has nothing to do with the real life example I gave. The girl was asking for advice which in itself is a wide open door.

UglyBuzzard · 08-21-2018, 04:30 PM

Have you ever seen a penis that is $2.50 long, in quarters? If I show you, would you agree to dinner?

You will never make it to dinner.

JamesWWIII · 08-21-2018, 06:05 PM

aozer · 08-21-2018, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesWWIII

gummy smiles are the worst

Turkish Pickle · 08-25-2018, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

I have 3 words for you honey

Bayerische
Motoren
Werke

That means I have an expensive car, which costs me a shit load to run and maintain
so I'm used to high maintenance things

you called?

shay2nak · 08-25-2018, 08:31 PM

lol

JamesWWIII · 08-26-2018, 03:38 AM

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