[Whostheboss]

nine inch cock

[MidwestGolfBum]

in and around

[NEFARIOUS]

Rosie O'Donnell's ass

[ddk632]

. Then aliens kidnapped

[grimlock]

Shah269 because they

[Wolf]

accidentally probed his

[blackboxing]

failed other thread :P

[Templar]

and fake cried

[ddk632]

green alien tears,

[Templar]

like a bitch

[NEFARIOUS]

but it worked!

(seriously though, we had a dark sense of humor and I'm sure pops would've gotten a kick out of it and would do the same thing if the tables were turned, and it was not so much the fact I used the incident to my advantage that I found funny/share-worthy, but just the cop's reaction after being a complete dick to me was PRICELESS AND the fact it all worked was HILARIOUS )

[Whostheboss]

like a charm

[NEFARIOUS]

sorry, no donuts!

[turbolag]

so she twerked

[Repoman]

so hard that

[Cio]

her foot fetish

[upstatedoc]

OP learned nothing

[NEFARIOUS]

[BREAK] [RANT]
@ People mocking me: OK seriously, I just about had it now!!!

I thought it was a good idea and the 9 people or so I told my story to IRL thought it was hilarious, including an Evangelical Christian bible belt friend of mine that escaped Katrina that is easily offended, and NOBODY on my FB disapproved of my posts; it got about 14 likes and 5 praises using the EXACT same wording before I deleted it as a result of what happened here on E90Post. Is this a fucking conspiracy? Why the hell are people here making such a big fucking deal about the incident?

Sure, I may sound like a douche/wimp/whatever, but after my past as a street racer, where after getting pulled over, losing my Solara TWICE and having to sleep on a friend's couch and worked my ASS off for a micromanaging boss that treated me like SHIT for lousy pay WITH hours getting cut towards the end when I was younger just to pay a grand total of $3,800 USD in fines, the fucking pigs already have a shitload of my hard-earned money, they don't deserve one red cent of ANOTHER fucking ticket, especially when I am getting scammed and ripped off with him committing PERJURY (AKA lying) on a fucking ticket even BEFORE the shit even went before a judge, saying I was texting and driving 10MPH while I was LISTENING to a VOICE MESSAGE from a girl I'm seeing on SPEAKERPHONE (or heck, I'll admit I briefly held it to my ear when it turned a bit sexual) STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT... I've REALLY had to learn laws and technicalities on getting tickets dismissed. I worked HARD to keep my record clean, folks... So if I did something radical/out-of-character to get out of a bullshit ticket, than so be it. Just fucking lay this shit to rest, I don't owe anybody any apologies and don't want to hear this bullshit anymore, capiscono?
[/RANT] [/BREAK]

Skipping previous post.

Originally Posted by Cio

her foot fetish

made her crave

[ddk632]

Justice for All

[NEFARIOUS]

album by Metallica

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

album by Metallica

about twerking asses

[ddk632]

... and Nothing Else