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      10-29-2015, 09:50 PM   #1783
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I think that since the forum has helped you with keeping you new pants clean that you should post a picture of you wearing them.

Does anyone second the motion?
Juuuuust looking for someone to second the motion. Anyone will do.
Second.
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      10-29-2015, 09:51 PM   #1784
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Second.
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Biorin, here is the knife that i just removed from your back. lol

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      10-29-2015, 09:52 PM   #1785
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Forum rules state that a veto can't be enacted for at least 20 minutes. And in section B paragraph 4 subsection .23 the rules state that once there is a second, no veto is possible.

So you've got a few minutes to hope we don't get a second.
Unfortunately, Section B Subsection 3.14159265358979323 Paragraph 8.2 (because subsections come before paragraphs!!!) renders the 20 minute rule null and invalid if the original motion is created by someone with a penis size less than .02984 millimeters. As such, there will be no further voting.
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      10-29-2015, 09:53 PM   #1786
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      10-29-2015, 09:54 PM   #1787
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Unfortunately, Section B Subsection 3.14159265358979323 Paragraph 8.2 (because subsections come before paragraphs!!!) renders the 20 minute rule null and invalid if the original motion is created by someone with a penis size less than .02984 millimeters. As such, there will be no further voting.
Too late, the first section of the rules states that posts by smarty pants aren't recognized.
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pics or ban.
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      10-29-2015, 09:57 PM   #1789
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Juuuuust looking for someone to second the motion. Anyone will do.
Second.

All in favor - Aye

All opposed - 'crickets'

The motion has passed....
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pics or ban.
Fine, here I am. But I'm poor, so I could really only afford leather shorts.

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Not really getting the FULL effect - would you mind trying the dress on and then taking another pic.....


at 80 mph.....


with the top down
Yeah and put the top down on your car too.....
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Fine, here I am. But I'm poor, so I could really only afford leather shorts.
looks just like the pair I own...
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Yeah and put the top down on your car too.....
...sun's out...gun's out

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      10-29-2015, 10:33 PM   #1795
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looks just like the pair I own...
Talk about stinking junk
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Talk about stinking junk
dick cheese indeed....
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I just put mine on long enough for wife to peel off
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Damn, it's like reading all my relationship fuck ups
What relationships? I thought you got married fresh out of HS.
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      10-29-2015, 11:03 PM   #1799
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What relationships? I thought you got married fresh out of HS.
Lol no dude. I did marry young since it's the easiest way to avoid difficulties when you buy a home.
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Lol no dude. I did marry young since it's the easiest way to avoid difficulties when you buy a home.
Are women not allowed to own property in your land?
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I think it's like here, women are allowed to buy property if they have money.
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      10-29-2015, 11:21 PM   #1803
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Are women not allowed to own property in your land?
Haha, we can, kinda not even a new thing since we've had the right from the 1500 century.

You get a tiny tax cut if you're married, and also as an insurance if one of you die that makes sense. The taxes you'd need to pay then can easily do real damage there.

Also around that time I was told that if I want to have kids, I better hurry up. For a 23 year old that was a huge hit, even if I had never wanted any until that very second. We decided to get everything sorted so I we were going to end up in infertility treatments, we had the things done to show we are ready to have kids. They are hard to get into, so we didn't take any risks in not having all our shit together.
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Unfortunately, Section B Subsection 3.14159265358979323 Paragraph 8.2 (because subsections come before paragraphs!!!) renders the 20 minute rule null and invalid if the original motion is created by someone with a penis size less than .02984 millimeters. As such, there will be no further voting.
Did you really know all those digits of pi off the top of your head?
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