Tinder/Dating Apps

silvergray545 · 06-25-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

yeah dude, but it was a long road to get to here.

Yes she does, but she does mega drugs--dont want to subject you to that life.

Yeah, I'm good. Tried talking to a girl that was a total closet pothead. After I got to know her, all the bitch wanted to do was smoke. Three years later (she hit me up a couple weeks ago), not a damn thing changed.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

You whipper snappers with your Tinderboxes and Bumblebees.

When I was your age, your mothers sent me their nudies via mail! Express post too!

Don't be hating on all of us because you found a girl the old fashion way!

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Best beer going, I can't get enough, it's why i have to work out.

I like porters and stouts. IPAs are for bitches.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, you're quite healthy when you aren't hungover.

Then again, maybe you drink excessively, purposely, so that you can be taken care of? The world may never know.

Its starting to become a non hungover phenomenon too. Wednesday I woke up, She was like "

please insert here", then after, shes like okay getting acai bowls for us brb and I lived happily ever after AND made it work work on time

Screw you Mike!

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Screw you Mike!

hahaha you know how far I've come:

English teacher->stripper-> JR laywer

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Screw you Mike!

hahaha you know how far I've come:

English teacher->stripper-> JR laywer

You've made excellent progress, young padawan.

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You've made excellent progress, young padawan.

thats what they say

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like porters and stouts. IPAs are for bitches.

No hefs, wine and coffee are for bitches

silvergray545 · 06-25-2016, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like porters and stouts. IPAs are for bitches.

No hefs, wine and coffee are for bitches

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No hefs, wine and coffee are for bitches

coffee gives me life...i get a headache if I dont have it

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

coffee gives me life...i get a headache if I dont have it

Get a coke habit and don't be a puss.

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Get a coke habit and don't be a puss.

ugh okay Ill go buy an 8 ball tomorrow

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 11:08 PM

The stings are real RN.

Aatish · 06-25-2016, 11:09 PM

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1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 11:18 PM

Engrish

bimmette · 06-25-2016, 11:51 PM

His tattoo hurts

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 11:52 PM

I need Moar

Aatish · 06-25-2016, 11:52 PM

I appreciate the fact that the toilet paper roll is oriented to roll over and not under. That...that is gewd.

jgoens · 06-25-2016, 11:54 PM

kinda like the cool paper towel dispenser in that fancy bathroom.

1MOREMOD · 06-25-2016, 11:55 PM

Doubles as butt wipe dispenser

jgoens · 06-25-2016, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Doubles as butt wipe dispenser

Need a plunge then.

Mike. · 06-26-2016, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

The stings are real RN.

that witch is going to bang the ink out of you

Verbiage · 06-26-2016, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I appreciate the fact that the toilet paper roll is oriented to roll over and not under. That...that is gewd.

I hate the under dispensing. Like, how can that even be an option? It's blasphemous smh.

Verbiage · 06-26-2016, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

The stings are real RN.

that witch is going to bang the ink out of you

Hopefully it's all the excess that generates during the healing process. Between this and the peeling, I dunno which part I like less LOL.

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