Ask a girl anything?

bimmette · 10-30-2015, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Do you ladies every glance down at work?

I mean, when I come by your desk to help with your computer, and you are sitting there, and you collar is pulled away and your cleavage is showing, I am going to look. I'm married, not dead. . .

No, I don't. If you read my earlier embarrassing story, I rarely glance down or look at my whole outfit in a mirror. Which leads to... embarrassing situations.

UncleWede · 10-30-2015, 10:40 AM

Better not be, that's sexual harassment.

They are only allowed to look when I crawl under the desk to attach wires or something.

UncleWede · 10-30-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, I don't. If you read my earlier embarrassing story, I rarely glance down or look at my whole outfit in a mirror. Which leads to... embarrassing situations.

If I had breasts (moobs don't count) I'd be looking down all day AND night

Axius · 10-30-2015, 10:46 AM

Sometimes I leave my fly open just to see how many of the women at work I can spot staring at my dick.

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 10:49 AM

If it accidentally flops out on her shoulder while at work can't be harassment, it was unitentional

V1.47fan · 10-30-2015, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I thought you were supposed to pull out and have them tilt their head back and open wide

I don't think that works IRL.

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2015, 10:50 AM

Lots fall for it?

UglyBuzzard · 10-30-2015, 12:04 PM

For the ladies, how often do you check out a guy's package? Reaction when caught looking?

Do you sincerely like the male member? If so, why so much gagging?

dreamingat30fps · 10-30-2015, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

For the ladies, how often do you check out a guy's package? Reaction when caught looking?

Do you sincerely like the male member? If so, why so much gagging?

Either you sobs are cross bread with elephants or you're all wearing some seriously tight pants.

Axius · 10-30-2015, 12:59 PM

Recipe for (1) Billup:

1/4 Badass 1/4 Man 1/2 Horse

Mr Tonka · 10-30-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Recipe for (1) Billup:

1/4 Badass 1/4 Man 1/2 Horse

Who???

Axius · 10-30-2015, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who???

Some guy everyone keeps referring to me as, so I figured it was worth a formula in case any one else wanted to try being like him also.

Mr Tonka · 10-30-2015, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Some guy everyone keeps referring to me as, so I figured it was worth a formula in case any one else wanted to try being like him also.

Oh, that guy.

I thought the recipe for that guy was.

1/4 6 year old girl, 1/4 65 year old tranny, 1/4 douche, 3/4 brilliant artist.

Axius · 10-30-2015, 01:21 PM

Yours is more accurate, I was trying to give the poor bloke benefit of the doubt.

Now I'm a little upset people keep calling me that. If anything I'm only 1/3 douche.

V1.47fan · 10-30-2015, 03:59 PM

Any of you ladies into witchcraft?

bimmette · 10-30-2015, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Any of you ladies into witchcraft?

No

Biorin · 10-30-2015, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Do you ladies every glance down at work?

I mean, when I come by your desk to help with your computer, and you are sitting there, and you collar is pulled away and your cleavage is showing, I am going to look. I'm married, not dead. . .

Yes.

Biorin · 10-30-2015, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

For the ladies, how often do you check out a guy's package? Reaction when caught looking?

Do you sincerely like the male member? If so, why so much gagging?

Yeah, it's usually not easy to tell. I like bananas too but if you shove one down my throat I will gag on it. It's a reflex.

V1.47fan · 10-30-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No

How about Biorin?

Biorin · 10-30-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Any of you ladies into witchcraft?

I'm wearing my robe and pointy hat right now. Need something?

UglyBuzzard · 10-30-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Yeah, it's usually not easy to tell. I like bananas too but if you shove one down my throat I will gag on it. It's a reflex.

Ever been caught peeking? I know men get caught all of the time not knowing where a woman's eyes are so curious how you react when caught. Appreciate all of your answers...

Biorin · 10-30-2015, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Yeah, it's usually not easy to tell. I like bananas too but if you shove one down my throat I will gag on it. It's a reflex.

Ever been caught peeking? I know men get caught all of the time not knowing where a woman's eyes are so curious how you react when caught. Appreciate all of your answers...

I guess my point was that we don't do much peeking because you can rarely get an idea unless you hang around a lot of dudes in leggings. Don't think I've ever been caught.

10-30-2015, 10:40 AM	#1828
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