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      06-26-2018, 10:35 AM   #18701
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      06-26-2018, 11:19 AM   #18702
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Much humor is based on the misfortune of others. You personnally may not have found the referenced pic funny, but I guarantee that someone did.

I personally didn't find it particuarly funny, but I am finding humor in your whining about it (iow, I'm finding your emotional distress (misfortune) funny)
I just didn't see the humor in it, I'm not sure how you got "whining" out of that or "emotionally distressed". I've seen worse, lol. You admitted you didn't find it funny either. So by your definition your whining too?
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can we stop with the bullshit and just have fun? I don't agree with making fun of disabled people but at the end of the day this is just a fun thread on a car forum, at some point you gotta know to let go...

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      06-26-2018, 03:51 PM   #18705
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That picture is from russia, it is common to have things like your car/home/whatever blessed. Oftentimes you'll have priests do roadside blessings for people. Its one way to generate income for the church.
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      06-26-2018, 08:07 PM   #18708
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      06-26-2018, 08:55 PM   #18709
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Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition".


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So they announced Top Gun 2 started filming - but there was no mention of Kelly McGillis returning as her role as Mavericks love interest.

I wonder why....
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      06-28-2018, 11:05 AM   #18712
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So they announced Top Gun 2 started filming - but there was no mention of Kelly McGillis returning as her role as Mavericks love interest.

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It looks like she didn't make it safely through the highway to the danger zone...
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It looks like she didn't make it safely through the highway to the danger zone...
nah she definitely hit the danger zone and had rough landing... eeesh
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