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      06-03-2015, 02:05 PM   #1893
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I'm a t-shirt and jeans type of a dude; or cargo shorts and a nice tank top (if you got it flaunt it).
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      06-03-2015, 02:06 PM   #1894
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I'm a t-shirt and jeans type of a dude; or cargo shorts and a nice tank top (if you got it flaunt it).
I also do like a cowboy seeing as how I grew up riding, so the jeans and t-shirt can work but a horse or bull has to be involved.


FYI Bull riding is such a thrill
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      06-03-2015, 02:07 PM   #1895
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I also do like a cowboy seeing as how I grew up riding, so the jeans and t-shirt can work but a horse or bull has to be involved.


FYI Bull riding is such a thrill
I'm from NJ. Only bull around here is the bull shit coming out of our politicians mouths. But you know what they say, a chick that can ride a bull.. well you know how that goes....
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I'm from NJ. Only bull around here is the bull shit coming out of our politicians mouths. But you know what they say, a chick that can ride a bull.. well you know how that goes....
I havent ridden one in about 5 years. So I'm rusty, and given that dangerous nature of the sport I dont see myself bull riding again in the near future
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      06-03-2015, 02:14 PM   #1897
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I havent ridden one in about 5 years. So I'm rusty, and given that dangerous nature of the sport I dont see myself bull riding again in the near future
Ohh I see.. You are one of those deep Southern girls. Yeah definitely not my area of expertise.
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Ohh I see.. You are one of those deep Southern girls. Yeah definitely not my area of expertise.
Hence the New Orleans location
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I am a sucker for a man in a fitted suit with a tie. It's my weakness. It's like what lingerie would be to a man. I just melt.

Nothing to do with the suit or maybe a lil bit...

Why do women like a man in uniform?









Because they know he has a job.
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      06-03-2015, 02:20 PM   #1900
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Nothing to do with the suit or maybe a lil bit...

Why do women like a man in uniform?









Because they know he has a job.
That made me laugh, but no seriously, it's the same reason why Louis made me wear heels and dresses to just go to the market or the bank. I remember I couldnt leave the house to return a redbox without dressing nice. He liked a certain look and always needed me to present myself that way. It's the same for women, some (myself) like a certain type of look.
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      06-03-2015, 03:05 PM   #1901
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That made me laugh, but no seriously, it's the same reason why Louis made me wear heels and dresses to just go to the market or the bank. I remember I couldnt leave the house to return a redbox without dressing nice. He liked a certain look and always needed me to present myself that way. It's the same for women, some (myself) like a certain type of look.
Wait...is Louis the women beating sugar daddy douche? I can't believe we've progressed to a first name basis.
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      06-03-2015, 03:17 PM   #1902
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Wait...is Louis the allegedwomen beating sugar daddy douche?
We only got one side of the story and we know women never lie to garner sympathy.
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      06-03-2015, 03:27 PM   #1903
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We only got one side of the story and we know women never lie to garner sympathy.
I'd love to slay you for this but can't.

I see brutally abused women daily and they get all my sympathy.
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      06-03-2015, 03:33 PM   #1904
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      06-03-2015, 03:46 PM   #1905
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I'd love to slay you for this but can't.

I see brutally abused women daily and they get all my sympathy.
Just saying we don't know for sure. People do tend to exaggerate when going through a divorce or custody battle. Seen it many times...
Not saying this is the case, but we weren't there to witness anything.
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Just saying we don't know for sure. People do tend to exaggerate when going through a divorce or custody battle. Seen it many times...
Not saying this is the case, but we weren't there to witness anything.
I understood you and I've read your few last entries here. I agree with you. It makes me mad when that happens, and also it pisses me off that (and this is true also in Europe) men get little justice in a split when it comes to kids.
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      06-03-2015, 03:56 PM   #1907
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cargo shorts and a nice tank top
wife-beater?
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      06-03-2015, 04:01 PM   #1908
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Sorry, but didn't she used to brag about how much money he made and how much stuff he could get for her before he knocked her up?

Seemed pretty obvious where this was headed...
Yeah it's the guy who made $20,000/month net (pre-tax) in California of all places, putting him squarely in upper middle class territory. Far from brag-worthy.
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Every time I log in, Sara has a new avatar - talk about high maintenance.. smh
Reminds me I need to change it again.
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      06-03-2015, 05:51 PM   #1911
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wife-beater?
I'm from NJ not Alabama.
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      06-03-2015, 06:36 PM   #1912
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sorry I cant be constructive for you sara..
I made a funny as genny video with sling blade voice. I will post it when I get home.
at least, that genny made my first day fun.
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      06-03-2015, 09:04 PM   #1914
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That goes to show you the drama in his life and how irresponsible he is.


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