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      06-27-2016, 12:21 PM   #1893
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If you matched with her, you should ask her if she's wearing her dominant garb under that bathrobe-looking thing.
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Wow, is this really what guys do to women's profiles on dating sites? Damn....
Women probably do it, too. I'm sure I am getting clowned at this very moment by someone. Lol.
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      06-27-2016, 12:22 PM   #1896
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LMFAO! Dude I don't have an explanation for that other than #Baltimore.
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      06-27-2016, 12:25 PM   #1897
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Wow, is this really what guys do to women's profiles on dating sites? Damn....
Women probably do it, too. I'm sure I am getting clowned at this very moment by someone. Lol.
Not that I know of.... *deletes everything*
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      06-27-2016, 12:27 PM   #1899
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LMFAO! Dude I don't have an explanation for that other than #Baltimore.
not sure if you're familiar with that area. but the building she laying out at is a sewage pumping station
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Not that I know of.... *deletes everything*
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not sure if you're familiar with that area. but the building she laying out at is a sewage pumping station
Seriously? I assume she's trying to pull....never mind I got nothing.
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I can't stand when girls got a group pic up. then you scroll only to find she got more group pics and all the same bitches in everyone of them!

for the most part I'll still swipe right bc I'd bang any of them
I'll swipe right on those girls. If we match, I'll message them telling them I can't tell who they are. And when the tell me, I'll unmatch them immediately afterwards. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Wow, is this really what guys do to women's profiles on dating sites? Damn....
Have you seen what girls say about guys on Tinder/Bumble? This is nothing.
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This will probably work better for you than it would for me. I'm a little...broad in the chest...heh.
I don't know about that. I don't even know what size he wears.
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I'll swipe right on those girls. If we match, I'll message them telling them I can't tell who they are. And when the tell me, I'll unmatch them immediately afterwards. Ain't nobody got time for that.
OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN.
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OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN.
Bro, that's basically one lie away from being a catfish. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
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Bro, that's basically one lie away from being a catfish. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
NOBODY.
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Have you seen what girls say about guys on Tinder/Bumble? This is nothing.
Lol. No I haven't. I didn't realize that was a thing. Another reason I probably don't belong on those sites. #foreveralone



Oh wait, I have an M2. I'm hot sh*t.
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Ok geez Verbiage
I'd hit that no questions asked lol
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Soulmate = located.
Ew. Lol
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Ew. Lol

Chill bruh someone is gonna marry that one day.
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Lol. No I haven't. I didn't realize that was a thing. Another reason I probably don't belong on those sites. #foreveralone



Oh wait, I have an M2. I'm hot sh*t.
Sometimes I'll visit two of my close cousins we are both females. If they have friends over and they're all on Tinder, they'll tear these guys up like crazy. It's a real thing.

I'm not on Tinder because I'm searching. It's basically for the lols.
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I'd hit that no questions asked lol
I don't smoke so she's just not my style. I tried dating a girl that smokes. She was a great girl but I just couldn't relate to her. Oh well.
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Lol. No I haven't. I didn't realize that was a thing. Another reason I probably don't belong on those sites. #foreveralone



Oh wait, I have an M2. I'm hot sh*t.
Sometimes I'll visit two of my close cousins we are both females. If they have friends over and they're all on Tinder, they'll tear these guys up like crazy. It's a real thing.

I'm not on Tinder because I'm searching. It's basically for the lols.
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I'd hit that no questions asked lol
I don't smoke so she's just not my style. I tried dating a girl that smokes. She was a great girl but I just couldn't relate to her. Oh well.
Wow. People are brutal!

Smoking is a deal breaker. Passssss.
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Chill bruh someone is gonna marry that one day.
If I can't marry a decent looking girl, I'm happy to not get married at all. Lol
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Sometimes I'll visit two of my close cousins we are both females.
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