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      10-31-2015, 01:01 AM   #1915
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Tara you never told me I have to do this today! 26 hours is math!

I guess I go dress up.
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      10-31-2015, 01:04 AM   #1916
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Oh come on! Ive got no other ideas I can execute with this timetable! I do have heels, and skanky cutoffs and tiny shirts!


we anxiously await this epic costume
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we anxiously await this epic costume
Gimme 10!
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      10-31-2015, 08:18 AM   #1918
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Lups better be pot committed for this or I quit OT.
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      11-02-2015, 07:05 PM   #1920
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Do you guys enjoy all the male attention you get on the forum?
Otherwise what's the point in constantly pointing out that you're female, right?
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      11-02-2015, 07:19 PM   #1921
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      11-02-2015, 07:32 PM   #1922
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Otherwise what's the point in constantly pointing out that you're female, right?
Well, we kinda have to, since our sex sees the world and cars in a different view from the start. Everything from why to buy and which model is determined by it and believe it or not we'd get a world of shit without stating that.

Also, I hope the car world sees tons of females more joining ranks. It would do a lot of good if others of our gender were interested in these. It's not nice to be alone surrounded by creeps so the new comers can use us as cushions.

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Yup, I have. It went really well...
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      11-02-2015, 08:04 PM   #1923
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Well, we kinda have to, since our sex sees the world and cars in a different view from the start.
Are you assuming all women share the same opinions as you?
What proportion of the 246,990 current members do you think are female?

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Everything from why to buy and which model is determined by it and believe it or not we'd get a world of shit without stating that.
Bullshit.
I'm sure there's plenty of men (and women) on this forum, that care very little for performance or whatever "different view" you feel would cause you to be ostracised from a car-based internet bulletin board, however they prefer to make gender irrelevant.

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Also, I hope the car world sees tons of females more joining ranks. It would do a lot of good if others of our gender were interested in these. It's not nice to be alone surrounded by creeps so the new comers can use us as cushions.
You honestly think posting pictures like this on the internet is not trying to get male attention?
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Are you assuming all women share the same opinions as you?
What proportion of the 246,990 current members do you think are female?

Bullshit.
I'm sure there's plenty of men (and women) on this forum, that care very little for performance or whatever "different view" you feel would cause you to be ostracised from a car-based internet bulletin board, however they prefer to make gender irrelevant.

You honestly think posting pictures like this on the internet is not trying to get male attention?
I don't assume any other female here shares my view, I am sharing mine. I have also always stated the requirements I have for a car to be quite family oriented, so what I drive is the minivan.

I'm sorry, you've missed the point of that shot completely. I had promised to take part in the Halloween costume contest but a huge life change made it impossible for me to build one, so I dressed as the version of myself many likes to think I am, because I never post pics of me. As stated, one couldn't drive like that one meter.
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What proportion of the 246,990 current members do you think are female?



Bullshit.
I'm sure there's plenty of men (and women) on this forum, that care very little for performance or whatever "different view" you feel would cause you to be ostracised from a car-based internet bulletin board, however they prefer to make gender irrelevant.



You honestly think posting pictures like this on the internet is not trying to get male attention?
Everyone of the females in the OT can handle any petty shit you wanna throw at them. But, i'd suggest you just keep your thoughts to yourself for a while, read some more, get to know the dynamic of the OT. Maybe learn about the genuine friendships that have been found and forged here before you decide to go toe to toe with any of them, let alone all of them.

This place isn't for everyone, but for those of us who are here, we look at each other as friends we talk with day to day. There isn't hardly anyone here in the OT who if recognized a fellow OT friend in need, wouldn't do something within their power to help that OT friend. And i can guarantee the female members you're talking about would be the first ones willing to lend a hand.
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Everyone of the females in the OT can handle any petty shit you wanna throw at them. But, i'd suggest you just keep your thoughts to yourself for a while, read some more, get to know the dynamic of the OT. Maybe learn about the genuine friendships that have been found and forged here before you decide to go toe to toe with any of them, let alone all of them.

This place isn't for everyone, but for those of us who are here, we look at each other as friends we talk with day to day. There isn't hardly anyone here in the OT who if recognized a fellow OT friend in need, wouldn't do something within their power to help that OT friend. And i can guarantee the female members you're talking about would be the first ones willing to lend a hand.
people like you met no matter where make the rest of us better.

Edit Tara said I messed that up, I meant that tonka you're a rock star.
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Everyone of the females in the OT can handle any petty shit you wanna throw at them. But, i'd suggest you just keep your thoughts to yourself for a while, read some more, get to know the dynamic of the OT. Maybe learn about the genuine friendships that have been found and forged here before you decide to go toe to toe with any of them, let alone all of them.

This place isn't for everyone, but for those of us who are here, we look at each other as friends we talk with day to day. There isn't hardly anyone here in the OT who if recognized a fellow OT friend in need, wouldn't do something within their power to help that OT friend. And i can guarantee the female members you're talking about would be the first ones willing to lend a hand.
+1 even though Bimmette called me dumbass. I already went to a psycologist. I'm ok.

What pics is he talking about?
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Everyone of the females in the OT can handle any petty shit you wanna throw at them. But, i'd suggest you just keep your thoughts to yourself for a while, read some more, get to know the dynamic of the OT. Maybe learn about the genuine friendships that have been found and forged here before you decide to go toe to toe with any of them, let alone all of them.

This place isn't for everyone, but for those of us who are here, we look at each other as friends we talk with day to day. There isn't hardly anyone here in the OT who if recognized a fellow OT friend in need, wouldn't do something within their power to help that OT friend. And i can guarantee the female members you're talking about would be the first ones willing to lend a hand.
+1 even though Bimmette called me dumbass. I already went to a psycologist. I'm ok.

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+1 even though Bimmette called me dumbass. I already went to a psycologist. I'm ok.

What pics is he talking about?
Glad you're ok. lol

Click on the link in his post. Dumbass. Sorry, couldn't resist. The Halloween contest pic. Not sure why he didn't assume i posted almost the exact same picture to get attention?

To be fair, the OT can be a shock to new comers and it takes a little while to catch on to the dynamic. I mean there are like 14 conversations between 6 or more members going on within 4 threads. Sometimes a conversation will switch from one thread to another and back again.
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people like you met no matter where make the rest of us better.

Edit Tara said I messed that up, I meant that tonka you're a rock star.
I got it without the edit.

Though, someone on the outside looking in might think i wrote that just to get attention from the females on the forum. lol

But it's really true and i posted it out of respect for the female members that put up with us creeps.
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Edit Tara said I messed that up, I meant that tonka you're a rock star.
I got it without the edit.
Can you translate please?
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Can you translate please?
Gladly.

Ohhh, Mr Tonka! I love you, you are the best at everything and if i didn't already have kids, i'd want to have yours.

More or less.
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Even though you deserved it, I apologize. Send me the bill.
Probably a couple of sessions worth 2-3 grand to get past the traumatic experience you inflicted...

I remember how hard you came down on him.
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Gladly.

Ohhh, Mr Tonka! I love you, you are the best at everything and if i didn't already have kids, i'd want to have yours.

More or less.
Did I miss anything which watching MNF?
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Probably a couple of sessions worth 2-3 grand to get past the traumatic experience you inflicted...

I remember how hard you came down on him.
But he really pissed me off!!! Almost as much as squidlyboy!!!
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Can you translate please?
Gladly.

Ohhh, Mr Tonka! I love you, you are the best at everything and if i didn't already have kids, i'd want to have yours.

More or less.
Ah, ok. I get it now! You should work for Google Translate.
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