[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I got it without the edit.

Though, someone on the outside looking in might think i wrote that just to get attention from the females on the forum. lol

But it's really true and i posted it out of respect for the female members that put up with us creeps.

Good, I don't know how that could be a confusing one, but then again this is my fourth language, I'm hardly even able to form a sentence in my best day.

Because of this forum and me being well known, many people have found jobs and many people have donated their old stuff to those in need via my trunk. I don't give a flying fuck if I'm seen as drawing attention to myself on purpose since it has benefited others here. So yes, thanks also to OT, one member from here hauled his old stuff me a week ago so I could distribute them to my cases. Keep the leg pic as a reward for your kindness to those in need.

[Biorin]

Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days

PM sent.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days

Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.

You'll have to wait Ax, I PMed her another pic, so I'm sure she's in France somewhere looking for a microscope.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.

Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space.

Oh...., well gee thanks!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space, using the Hubble Space Telescope.

Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out

People think I wear JNCO Jeans because I'm trying to relive my youth, when in reality, I'm just over here trying to conceal my penis.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space.

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh...., well gee thanks!

Well, well... look how special you are.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Well, well... look how special you are.

Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?

No thank you.

I prefer to continue receiving your artistic renderings of yourself.

That way i can continue believing that you're just taking some artistic liberties with reference to the scale of some things.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out

With publicly available imagery, you could get 30cm resolution from space. So if Ax is packing an Oscar-Meyer footlong, his manhood might actually show up as a single flesh-colored pixel!

Otherwise, only the military will get to see it.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?

Can I get a discount if I sign up for pictures of you and Mr Tonka? Is there ever a double feature?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I get a discount if I sign up for pictures of you and Mr Tonka? Is there ever a double feature?

Nothing gets me harder than when I can deliver a package deal.


Tonka, you in bud?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Nothing gets me harder than when I can deliver a package deal.


Tonka, you in bud?

Can't leave a brother hanging.

I'm in!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Can't leave a brother hanging.

I'm in!

What's the going rate? $2.45/100 pics?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What's the going rate? $2.45/100 pics?

At'll be about tree fiddy.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

At'll be about tree fiddy.

"Good lawd dats a lot a money."

[ASBSECU E93]

How about you just pour it in my hand for a dime

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

How about you just pour it in my hand for a dime

My man!

[ASBSECU E93]

That's O-L-D school Mr Tonka - they don't know nuttin 'bout this