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I don't know... Why would you want to stick an engine up John Lennon's ass? Unless you meant Beetle.
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01-14-2015, 03:27 AM | #179 |
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Flap on the outside. My wife does the flap against the wall and it drives me nuts.
Is it Math or Maths?
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01-14-2015, 04:13 AM | #180 |
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Neat little slit, or protruding beef curtains?
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Bent a little to the left after 30+ years of right-handed driving.
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I wouldn't call those women on the other end of the webcam average, but they climax right at the same time I do, every time, so I'd have to say 13.
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01-14-2015, 11:25 AM | #185 |
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It's legal because the manufactures and sellers of caffeine pay tax to the Government. If caffeine was sold under the table, you'll get 25 to life for a small 8oz brew.
Was the moon landing a hoax?
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01-14-2015, 01:10 PM | #186 |
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No.
Creamy or chunky?
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01-14-2015, 01:22 PM | #187 |
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Peanut butter? Chunky.
Do you untie your shoes before you take them off and tie them the next time you put them on, or do you leave them just loose enough to slip them on and off?
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Macan.
Ford Pinto, or Yugo?
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They're lying
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