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      10-09-2015, 09:21 PM   #177
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Hey guys, isn't there something wrong in this story: guy with brand new M4 and lives with a roommate? Maybe if it's a hot girl who gives benefits..but a guy who competes with you? Maybe he should have gotten a 3 series and his own place.
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      10-09-2015, 09:40 PM   #178
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Hey guys, isn't there something wrong in this story: guy with brand new M4 and lives with a roommate? Maybe if it's a hot girl who gives benefits..but a guy who competes with you? Maybe he should have gotten a 3 series and his own place.
Corrections, two roommates. Now the circle jerk is complete.
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      10-09-2015, 09:41 PM   #179
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Crap now I really wanna see the pic of this girl......c'mon bro....post that pic of your unicorn and make us all happy
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      10-09-2015, 11:16 PM   #180
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What are you talking about, "ugly chicks?" With enough work any girl can look good enough with enough alcohol. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...at least I've heard people say that.
Yea, till you but your nut. Then take another look and let us know what happens.
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      10-09-2015, 11:42 PM   #181
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Now I'm fascinated about call of duty money.
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      10-09-2015, 11:44 PM   #182
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Read thru 9 pages and still no pic?

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      10-10-2015, 07:55 AM   #183
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Corrections, two roommates. Now the circle jerk is complete.
I had roommates until I was 25, it's pretty normal/practical. It's a bit ridiculous to say, a person has roommates, therefore they like to jerk off with other guys. I mean most of us do, but you can't be sure of that just because a person has roommates.

As for cars, one of my roommates had a 4 y.o. Boxster S. We made good money but it comes down to being practical. (though he did buy it with his own wages, it wasn't one of those parents paid but he claimed he earned it himself)
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      10-10-2015, 09:32 AM   #184
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Kindly explain to me, What is playing Mr.SugarSkulls ?
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      10-10-2015, 09:39 AM   #185
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How about if I post a pic of my attic, that would be easier?

The pics are somewhere up there, actual prints, my wife saw them, even she told me man you were a stud.


Just stop posting...you tell us that you dated and had so much sex with a SI swimsuit model that unicorns and rainbows shot out her ass, and that your wife was like...yeah John you're a stud...

Fuck that...my wife would ask me...who the fuck is this...and why are these pictures in our house...not high five me.

So put up or shut up...no time for "humble brags"
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      10-10-2015, 10:11 AM   #186
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I made it with a 2 in the back seat of a cadillac while bunches of people stood outside and watched. No pictures though.
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      10-10-2015, 10:15 AM   #187
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      10-10-2015, 10:31 AM   #188
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Now I'm fascinated about call of duty money.
You can make a decent buck in those tournaments. Like, millions of dollars decent.
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      10-10-2015, 10:35 AM   #189
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You can make a decent buck in those tournaments. Like, millions of dollars decent.
So is that what op does?

That dota tournament couple months ago was pretty badass.
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      10-10-2015, 10:45 AM   #190
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This thread is getting interesting!

But back to OP WuTang , after complete analysis of OP sour/trying-to-be-mean/non-humourous replies, life experience isn't up to par with COD xp, therefore honest question and not trolling. My advice is try to be genuine, interesting and fun, in other words do the exact opposite you are displaying in this thread.
just like games, the more you do it, the more you'll get how it's played and the biggest failure is when you fail ti do something.
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      10-10-2015, 11:22 AM   #191
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You can make a decent buck in those tournaments. Like, millions of dollars decent.
So is that what op does?

That dota tournament couple months ago was pretty badass.
I would imagine something in that vein, as I don't think you get paid for camping with your sniper rifle and telling other people you've banged their mom.

It can be pretty interesting.
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      10-10-2015, 12:10 PM   #192
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I would imagine something in that vein, as I don't think you get paid for camping with your sniper rifle and telling other people you've banged their mom.

It can be pretty interesting.
I've tried for several hours and apparently everyone has banged my mom there. I suspect some of those younger fellas to be my father.
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      10-10-2015, 12:49 PM   #193
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I made it with a 2 in the back seat of a cadillac while bunches of people stood outside and watched. No pictures though.
A trio and no selfie ?
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      10-10-2015, 01:20 PM   #194
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I would imagine something in that vein, as I don't think you get paid for camping with your sniper rifle and telling other people you've banged their mom.

It can be pretty interesting.
I've tried for several hours and apparently everyone has banged my mom there. I suspect some of those younger fellas to be my father.
I can only imagine the emotional trauma of having a father whose balls haven't dropped yet.
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I can only imagine the emotional trauma of having a father whose balls haven't dropped yet.
Sounds like a creepy situation !
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      10-10-2015, 04:00 PM   #196
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what was the end result of this story
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      10-10-2015, 05:24 PM   #197
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Hey OP, you met her in early September and since have just said hi and waved when you see her on campus. I would say that your roommate gave you a month to close the deal. Anyway, if she wanted you she would have had you that night or shortly thereafter. This is all painfully obvious so if it has been said already my apologies.
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      10-10-2015, 05:48 PM   #198
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