Pokémon Go

MKSixer · 07-19-2016, 09:37 PM

I've figured it out:

Pokemon Go is a plot by the wireless carriers to make you blow through your data a,d hit you with charges! A co-workers daughter is playing and used 4.2 gigs in 3 days. Boom.

EALm4 · 07-19-2016, 09:40 PM

extra battery packs like the one Anker makes are selling like crazy on Amazon

smoosh · 07-19-2016, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've figured it out:

Pokemon Go is a plot by the wireless carriers to make you blow through your data a,d hit you with charges! A co-workers daughter is playing and used 4.2 gigs in 3 days. Boom.

Already mentioned this bout a week ago, week ago:

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Service providers must be making a fortune off increased data usage by users, as well.

MKSixer · 07-19-2016, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Already mentioned this bout a week ago, week ago:

Indeed. Now empirical evidence. Your hypothesis is proven!

smoosh · 07-19-2016, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Indeed. Now empirical evidence. Your hypothesis is proven!

Thank you kindly, sir!

shoei · 07-19-2016, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

extra battery packs like the one Anker makes are selling like crazy on Amazon

Which is why I had to replace my old Anker with a new one after my girl jacked mine, and there's a delay in shipping...

That and all the reviews are from people saying it's basically for Pokemon Go and how it's keeping them in the hunt...

Bastids !!!

UncleWede · 07-19-2016, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Server room should be locked and under video surveillance. Tsk, tsk.

You just want a copy of the video

Locked, but I have a key, so I can "selectively" leave it ajar

sea6speed · 07-19-2016, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

I figured this was an obvious one. I personally enjoy a nice glass of red wine and a couple hits of meth after a long hard day

Who doesn't? A couple of puffs off a big glass meth pipe makes spending all night picking the bugs off the wall that much more relaxing.

PINeely · 07-19-2016, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm waiting to see someone look for one under a sewer grate. I did see 2 young men staggering through the neighborhood looking for them this afternoon, however. I wanted to tell them that each step towards the Pokemon was a step away from sex. With a real woman.

I think it's the other way around. A lot of people are going on "poke-dates," where you walk around and catch Pokemon together. Makes sense too, people love to bond over nostalgia. I pulled LOADS of pussy in college because I played Pokemon emulators on my laptop in class; great way to break the ice.

Flying Ace · 07-19-2016, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

adults starting to play

You missed the lady in the middle...this is actually a circle jerk

1MOREMOD · 07-19-2016, 11:42 PM

It shown to reduce stress of busy work day

csu87 · 07-20-2016, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It shown to reduce stress of busy work day

so does day drinking

jtodd_fl · 07-20-2016, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by csu87

so does day drinking

Well, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

Delta0311 · 07-20-2016, 09:29 AM

This is a drug dealers wet dream..
Cop: What are you doing around here
Crackhead: nothing officer just catching me some of them Pokemon.
Cop: ok you look damn near 40, so you're the right demographic for this shit.. ok carry on

gtron · 07-20-2016, 09:31 AM

I was going to say it works as birth control but I guess they lived:

Pregnant Pokemon Go player, 18, forced to have emergency C-section to save her baby after she was struck by a hit-and-run driver

Reference: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...un-driver.html

EJT86 · 07-20-2016, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sea6speed

Who doesn't? A couple of puffs off a big glass meth pipe makes spending all night picking the bugs off the wall that much more relaxing.

Well yea otherwise there will be bugs running around unsupervised. For me it's knowing my hair and fingernails are growing by being able to feel it

EJT86 · 07-20-2016, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

I was going to say it works as birth control but I guess they lived:

Pregnant Pokemon Go player, 18, forced to have emergency C-section to save her baby after she was struck by a hit-and-run driver

Reference: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...un-driver.html

So she's an active Pokemon player AND actually found a guy to have sex with her?

Delta0311 · 07-20-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

So she's an active Pokemon player AND actually found a guy to have sex with her?

Was he a Pikachu? Sucks for him.. Now she got him on the hook for 18 years..

jtodd_fl · 07-20-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

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Originally Posted by gtron

I was going to say it works as birth control but I guess they lived:

Pregnant Pokemon Go player, 18, forced to have emergency C-section to save her baby after she was struck by a hit-and-run driver

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Reference: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...un-driver.html

So she's an active Pokemon player AND actually found a guy to have sex with her?

She got that one in a billion limited edition Pokesperm. It does evolve too!

Delta0311 · 07-20-2016, 10:40 AM

Got to catch em all

vsix · 07-20-2016, 10:58 AM

Met a few days ago one of the richest persons on this planet...guess wha?
He was playing Pokemon Go and tried hard to talk me into it....Oh man...

EJT86 · 07-20-2016, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by vsix

Met a few days ago one of the richest persons on this planet...guess wha?
He was playing Pokemon Go and tried hard to talk me into it....Oh man...

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