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      11-03-2015, 02:43 PM   #1959
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      11-03-2015, 02:54 PM   #1960
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      11-03-2015, 03:40 PM   #1961
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Cause of death: He OG'd....

And how does he go to the bathroom with all that shit on??
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      11-03-2015, 03:46 PM   #1962
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Cause of death: He OG'd....

And how does he go to the bathroom with all that shit on??
lol

Every time someone writes they are one of the OGs of OT i think of that very line of the movie. hahaha
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      11-03-2015, 04:28 PM   #1963
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Cause of death: He OG'd....

And how does he go to the bathroom with all that shit on??
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Every time someone writes they are one of the OGs of OT i think of that very line of the movie. hahaha
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      11-03-2015, 04:29 PM   #1964
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I think I could quote every line from that movie....
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      11-03-2015, 05:17 PM   #1965
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But, how do you feed and cycle the water on those shoes?????
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      11-03-2015, 09:20 PM   #1966
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But, how do you feed and cycle the water on those shoes?????
"my fish died. I need new shoes."
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      11-04-2015, 07:53 AM   #1967
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But, how do you feed and cycle the water on those shoes?????
You don't. The beauty of the shoe is watching the circle of life. Fish flourish, water is clean and beautiful, disease sets in, fish start to mutate and became malnourished, then they die and float in your fish poop infused platforms.
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      11-04-2015, 10:57 AM   #1968
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The state isn't going to be too happy paying for dead fishes all the time. Maybe just the sole can be replaced periodically?
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      11-05-2015, 10:27 AM   #1969
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I've banged a few girls who came all over the place, a lot. So much I thought they pissed on me but no smell like urine. Am I just a natural stud and women get off extremely well or do they just want outta there and pee on me?
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      11-05-2015, 10:33 AM   #1970
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I've banged a few girls who came all over the place, a lot. So much I thought they pissed on me but no smell like urine. Am I just a natural stud and women get off extremely well or do they just want outta there and pee on me?
Some women are just squirters, I think if that's the case it's more dependent on them than on you, so don't be too flattered - someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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      11-05-2015, 10:41 AM   #1971
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You gotta be able to last for a squiter to do her thing, no?
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      11-05-2015, 10:46 AM   #1972
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I've banged a few girls who came all over the place, a lot. So much I thought they pissed on me but no smell like urine. Am I just a natural stud and women get off extremely well or do they just want outta there and pee on me?
You sure they aren't peeing themselves laughing at the size of your penis?

Kidding!!!!!!
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      11-05-2015, 10:49 AM   #1973
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You sure they aren't peeing themselves laughing at the size of your penis?

Kidding!!!!!!
Hey! you guys are mean except for lups
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      11-05-2015, 10:50 AM   #1974
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You gotta be able to last for a squiter to do her thing, no?
If lasting long enough to make a woman cum counts as "natural stud," well... Sure, V1, we're very impressed
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      11-05-2015, 10:51 AM   #1975
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I'm old, I last long enough to lose interest and start watching tv.
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Kidding!!!!!!
Hey! you guys are mean except for lups
Haha, you're just sucking up to Lups because you want her to leave her car with you when she moves!
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Hey! you guys are mean except for lups
Yeah, but I accept responsibility for ruining these two.
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      11-05-2015, 10:58 AM   #1978
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Yeah, but I accept responsibility for ruining these two.
I was so innocent and pure.
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      11-05-2015, 11:08 AM   #1979
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Haha, you're just sucking up to Lups because you want her to leave her car with you when she moves!
No, I'm just his favorite, because I'm so nice and gentle and normal and nice! He is right, you two suck!

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I was so innocent and pure.
Oh shut it, I'm really that perfect and I deserve all credit.
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      11-05-2015, 11:09 AM   #1980
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