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      11-01-2018, 09:07 AM   #19977
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      11-01-2018, 09:08 AM   #19978
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      11-01-2018, 09:26 AM   #19979
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      11-01-2018, 09:32 AM   #19980
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.

I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it.
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      11-01-2018, 10:08 AM   #19982
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      11-01-2018, 10:28 AM   #19983
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      11-01-2018, 10:58 AM   #19986
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I had no idea
I broke my stapler trying to pry the bottom off to find this.

So thanks for taking care of that 'what will I waste all afternoon doing' problem that had been developing. Next up 'how to un-superglue myself from my stapler' (or would I just become a low-rent superhero like Wolverine-light?)
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      11-01-2018, 11:03 AM   #19987
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I guess you could put some staples in there :
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Have to admit doing this as well and mine is exactly like upstatedoc's...
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      11-01-2018, 11:35 AM   #19989
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I think this may cause a nationwide work slowdown....
Enquiring minds just need to know (now off to find our local office supply geek/guru to get her into this).
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      11-01-2018, 12:06 PM   #19990
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      11-01-2018, 12:58 PM   #19991
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Electrical ones don't have that space
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      11-01-2018, 06:56 PM   #19992
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

That's how the fight started!
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      11-01-2018, 11:13 PM   #19993
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      11-02-2018, 09:33 AM   #19994
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Sadly, I see this POS on the regular...
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      11-02-2018, 09:34 AM   #19995
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Sadly, I see this POS on the regular...
bah hahaha... what, you got a thing against large cats with downs?
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      11-02-2018, 09:55 AM   #19996
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bah hahaha... what, you got a thing against large cats with downs?
No wonder she made the windows dark as hell. I wouldn't wanna be seen in that thing either
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      11-02-2018, 10:18 AM   #19997
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No wonder she made the windows dark as hell. I wouldn't wanna be seen in that thing either
Shes probably YUGE too.
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.

I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it.
So you're a stalker. Thirsty...
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