LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

Turkish Pickle · 12-08-2018, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't forget: Fuckstimate, Verb or Noun depending on utilization.
1. How long it will take to get her in bed.
2. How long she will last in bed.
3. How long you will last while exploring 2, above.

You're welcome.

i love this place, i've learned more from bpost than in my first 2 years of college...

Gesler · 12-09-2018, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by P1et

That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.

I’m sure he would have dressed appropriately for the weather if he were in Texas, but in an equally distinguished manner. Well, you get the drift.

The Choosey begger · 12-09-2018, 07:13 AM

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Ivan Ivanov · 12-09-2018, 10:52 AM

)))

GuyLedouche · 12-09-2018, 10:59 AM

GuyLedouche · 12-09-2018, 11:21 AM

Baby it's cold outside.

MrSmartyPants · 12-09-2018, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Where's the LOL

The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

Guess this one is a geek lol.

MrSmartyPants · 12-09-2018, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

What?

Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.

GuyLedouche · 12-09-2018, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmartyPants

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

What?

Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.

Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.

MrSmartyPants · 12-09-2018, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuyLedouche

Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.

Yeah, my hands are cold! What a glorious invention.

chetrickerman · 12-09-2018, 03:01 PM

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chetrickerman · 12-09-2018, 05:15 PM

Meanwhile in Colorado......

Turkish Pickle · 12-09-2018, 05:33 PM

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DieselOG · 12-09-2018, 08:27 PM

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Run Silent · 12-09-2018, 09:30 PM

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Run Silent · 12-09-2018, 09:31 PM

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john_luvbimmer · 12-10-2018, 02:23 AM

Good joke but the Mandarin is not spelled like that in Roman letters.

StripclubDJ · 12-10-2018, 02:35 AM

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john_luvbimmer · 12-10-2018, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Quote:

Originally Posted by stooker

Maybe not so much funny, but worth a share

It's human nature that people want things obtained and preserved easily. Modern smart phones helped people achieve that. They got things stored in the devices but lost them in their memories.

Less been-there and done-it, more enjoy-it

Thanks for the pic.

upstatedoc · 12-10-2018, 08:41 AM

banned

Banana Hammock · 12-10-2018, 11:39 AM

nyalpine90 · 12-10-2018, 12:51 PM

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