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      06-08-2015, 06:29 PM   #2047
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As a women you are a depreciating asset. And with a diet like that you will be on the penny stock level in no time. Those young, hot childless 20 something's are ready to blow you right out of the water. Better stay on top of your game girl.
That's assuming she even eats that stuff and not just makes you buy it and throws it away. All about just making you jump thru hoops. My son had a girl like this, I wouldn't even let her in the house after awhile
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As a women you are a depreciating asset. And with a diet like that you will be on the penny stock level in no time. Those young, hot childless 20 something's are ready to blow you right out of the water. Better stay on top of your game girl.
I'm an equestrian. I can eat whatever I want.
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      06-08-2015, 07:08 PM   #2050
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I'm tall, dark, and better than average
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I'm tall, dark, and better than average
Freckles dont count as dark.
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Freckles dont count as dark.
I don't mean skin color!
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well what the fuck you mean then haha
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I'm an equestrian. I can eat whatever I want.
Which means you ride a horse. So unless the horse is riding you (freaky), majority of calories are burnt by the horse. I occasionally ride my buddies Yamaha but I don't call that cardio.
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Which means you ride a horse. So unless the horse is riding you (freaky), majority of calories are burnt by the horse. I occasionally ride my buddies Yamaha but I don't call that cardio.
You've clearly never had a trainer make you drop your stirrups and post for over 30 minutes straight. Forget leg day at the gym, your butt wouldn't be able to leave the arena.


If you don't know what posting is, YouTube it. And then imagine doing it without stirrups. Shits so painful after you burn out.



And at 5'4 107lbs. I'm doing something right.

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I did - you missed on the fun...remember, 5% BF and EXTREMELY fit...
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I did - you missed on the fun...remember, 5% BF and EXTREMELY fit...
Only pic I remember being posted is SugarSkulls
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You've clearly never had a trainer make you drop your stirrups and post for over 30 minutes straight. Forget leg day at the gym, your butt wouldn't be able to leave the arena.


If you don't know what posting is, YouTube it. And then imagine doing it without stirrups. Shits so painful after you burn out.



And at 5'4 107lbs. I'm doing something right.
I would agree with Ra here - as someone that has rode Hunter/Jumpers and Western - a day in the stirrups is likely one of the most extreme leg workouts you can do...
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I would agree with Ra here - as someone that has rode Hunter/Jumpers and Western - a day in the stirrups is likely one of the most extreme leg workouts you can do...
You jump?


Omg. I love you.
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You jump?


Omg. I love you.
Now your just flirting

Don't ride jumpers much anymore - old girlfriend has/had several that I would take out for the weekend.

A close friend has about 250 acres near the Tail of the Dragon and we take his Rocky Mountain Gaited Horses out for long weekend hikes overlooking Fontana...
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Now your just flirting

Don't ride jumpers much anymore - old girlfriend has/had several that I would take out for the weekend.

A close friend has about 250 acres near the Tail of the Dragon and we take his Rocky Mountain Gaited Horses out for long weekend hikes overlooking Fontana...
The fact that you know what they are gives you brownie points. Now if you know how to tack up, bridle, and adjust your own stirrups, then I'd say things between us could get serious.
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The fact that you know what they are gives you brownie points. Now if you know how to tack up, bridle, and adjust your own stirrups, then I'd say things between us could get serious.
Yes, Yes, and Yes...

Tempting - but it'd never work out...

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Yes, Yes, and Yes...

Tempting - but it'd never work out...

I am far too fiscally responsible and sane...

I kid

Sorta...
My jaw dropped.
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