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      11-07-2015, 09:00 PM   #2047
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Yeah beef curtain is one I wouldn't use directly to a women. It indicates at least to me she has jacked up vj.
Did you look at that sandwich? LOL

Yea, doubtful the ladies enjoy the beef curtain reference. Guy code for sure. Although, have heard a girl use term describing the competition. She was a one of the guys for sure.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      11-07-2015, 09:11 PM   #2049
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This thread is weird.
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      11-07-2015, 09:22 PM   #2051
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Is ugly buzzard a suitable name for female genitalia
I like the one on the righr better.
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I like the one on the righr better.
So you're saying you're a pedophile
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Not all women have giant beef curtains.
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      11-08-2015, 11:31 AM   #2055
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Not all women have giant beef curtains.
V1 has seen at least two vaginas in real life, so we can take his word on this.
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      11-08-2015, 11:36 AM   #2056
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V1 has seen at least two vaginas in real life, so we can take his word on this.
I have seen a lot more..
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V1 has seen at least two vaginas in real life, so we can take his word on this.
Do relatives and work related count?
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      11-08-2015, 02:00 PM   #2058
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Has anyone used their sexuality to advance in the workplace?
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      11-08-2015, 02:02 PM   #2059
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Or screw up their workplace
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Has anyone used their sexuality to advance in the workplace?
Definitely not. I work in a guy's industry and in the past, I would dress down (manly) as much as possible. I don't do that anymore now that I've proven myself.
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Or screw up their workplace
Or pit two bosses that like you against one another!
Or how many stage 5 clingers have you had and how did you shake them?
Describe the craziest stalker type interaction with the opposite sex?
This should start some interesting discussion!
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Has anyone used their sexuality to advance in the workplace?
Definitely not. I work in a guy's industry and in the past, I would dress down (manly) as much as possible. I don't do that anymore now that I've proven myself.
Would you say that this type of behaviour would be disastrous for your career or others?
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I have seen a lot more..
watching online doesn't count Phil
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Has anyone used their sexuality to advance in the workplace?
Definitely not. I work in a guy's industry and in the past, I would dress down (manly) as much as possible. I don't do that anymore now that I've proven myself.
Would you say that this type of behaviour would be disastrous for your career or others?
Personally I think it could be disastrous as I would never want people to think I climbed the ladder that way. But maybe in less serious, more artsy industries, it's more acceptable.
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Or pit two bosses that like you against one another!
Or how many stage 5 clingers have you had and how did you shake them?
Describe the craziest stalker type interaction with the opposite sex?
This should start some interesting discussion!
Lets see. My first stalker broke into my flat twice, he texted me like 10 times per day commenting on the stuff I was doing. "the granola on the left is as good but cheaper, leave the bred, watch for your figure". "You need to stretch more before doing jumps, you fell Las time on this ramp badly"

"are you sad because she's dead or do you think you'll be the next?"

The second time he broke in, I was him with a horrible flu and my army buddies had basically moved in to take care of my dogs. He hadn't seen lights on, so he assumed it was safe to come in. After meeting my friends he decided I am not worth his attention.

The second one stole our bachelor party pics from our server by using a password he stole. He assumed their gf's didn't know about them and used considerable time trying to blackmail me for sex. Little did he know, and I paid a visit to his house with my dog when we found his address. He showed up a few years later again, and he texted me threats for a while.

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Would you say that this type of behaviour would be disastrous for your career or others?
Ive always tried to make sure I'm covered in work or in social meets like car meets. I attend to both because I like cars and I'm not there to draw attention towards me.
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Has anyone used their sexuality to advance in the workplace?
Definitely not. I work in a guy's industry and in the past, I would dress down (manly) as much as possible. I don't do that anymore now that I've proven myself.
Would you say that this type of behaviour would be disastrous for your career or others?
Personally I think it could be disastrous as I would never want people to think I climbed the ladder that way. But maybe in less serious, more artsy industries, it's more acceptable.
I guess based on personal circumstances and the industry,this could be a mutually acceptable arrangement that could take a career/business to the next level.
For some this is just like a handshake or exercise for people that find each other attractive IMO as long both realize that no?!
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Or pit two bosses that like you against one another!
Or how many stage 5 clingers have you had and how did you shake them?
Describe the craziest stalker type interaction with the opposite sex?
This should start some interesting discussion!
Lets see. My first stalker broke into my flat twice, he texted me like 10 times per day commenting on the stuff I was doing. "the granola on the left is as good but cheaper, leave the bred, watch for your figure". "You need to stretch more before doing jumps, you fell Las time on this ramp badly"

"are you sad because she's dead or do you think you'll be the next?"

The second time he broke in, I was him with a horrible flu and my army buddies had basically moved in to take care of my dogs. He hadn't seen lights on, so he assumed it was safe to come in. After meeting my friends he decided I am not worth his attention.

The second one stole our bachelor party pics from our server by using a password he stole. He assumed their gf's didn't know about them and used considerable time trying to blackmail me for sex. Little did he know, and I paid a visit to his house with my dog when we found his address. He showed up a few years later again, and he texted me threats for a while.

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Would you say that this type of behaviour would be disastrous for your career or others?
Ive always tried to make sure I'm covered in work or in social meets like car meets. I attend to both because I like cars and I'm not there to draw attention towards me.
I believe a smart girl realizes that how she dresses can affect/distract others....so I think your pretty smart for keeping low key.
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