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      11-08-2015, 02:39 PM   #2069
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watching online doesn't count Phil
That's a good one...Of course we men do ....Don't you ?
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After xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx GF's I have the experience of the real thing too .
And I never had any complaints .
Thank god for the beauty of the naked female body !
Do you hear this Tara & Biorin and probably Sara too..?
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      11-08-2015, 02:49 PM   #2070
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That's a good one...Of course we men do ....Don't you ?
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After xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx GF's I have the experience of the real thing too .
And I never had any complaints .
Thank god for the beauty of the naked female body !
Do you hear this Tara & Biorin and probably Sara too..?
Damn...forgot C5driver...

That's like the WHOLE female population of Belgium
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      11-08-2015, 02:51 PM   #2071
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That's like the WHOLE female population of Belgium
No only the best ones...
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How's Anna doing, today?
I'm fine. How about you V1?

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I believe a smart girl realizes that how she dresses can affect/distract others....so I think your pretty smart for keeping low key.
Meh, when I'm not in a meet I dress like V1 has suggested.
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Meh, when I'm not in a meet I dress like V1 has suggested.
I'm good, thanks.
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      11-08-2015, 03:05 PM   #2074
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Or screw up their workplace
Or pit two bosses that like you against one another!
Or how many stage 5 clingers have you had and how did you shake them?
Describe the craziest stalker type interaction with the opposite sex?
This should start some interesting discussion!
I had a friend that I got drunk and hooked up with. He took it to mean that we were dating, and so I agreed to go along with it at first. Two weeks later, I broke up with him (just wasn't into it) and he told me he loved me and would have asked me to marry him in two years, and turned borderline alcoholic. I was stupid enough to try to continue just being friends, so I would hang out and he would physically prevent me from leaving him for long periods of time, essentially kidnap me when I was really drunk and have his way with me, and then told all my friends that I had cheated on him and was this awful person etc. I eventually avoided him, and he would just drunk dial me constantly for about a year.

And they say bitches be crazy.
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      11-08-2015, 03:26 PM   #2075
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Yeah some weird men behavior from what I'm hearing.
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I had a friend that I got drunk and hooked up with. He took it to mean that we were dating, and so I agreed to go along with it at first. Two weeks later, I broke up with him (just wasn't into it) and he told me he loved me and would have asked me to marry him in two years, and turned borderline alcoholic. I was stupid enough to try to continue just being friends, so I would hang out and he would physically prevent me from leaving him for long periods of time, essentially kidnap me when I was really drunk and have his way with me, and then told all my friends that I had cheated on him and was this awful person etc. I eventually avoided him, and he would just drunk dial me constantly for about a year.

And they say bitches be crazy.
For some reason, I thought of the movie Secretary, when I read this. I hope this is when you were a bit younger since you're still young. But I don't know who's crazier the dude or you.
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I had a friend that I got drunk and hooked up with. He took it to mean that we were dating, and so I agreed to go along with it at first. Two weeks later, I broke up with him (just wasn't into it) and he told me he loved me and would have asked me to marry him in two years, and turned borderline alcoholic. I was stupid enough to try to continue just being friends, so I would hang out and he would physically prevent me from leaving him for long periods of time, essentially kidnap me when I was really drunk and have his way with me, and then told all my friends that I had cheated on him and was this awful person etc. I eventually avoided him, and he would just drunk dial me constantly for about a year.

And they say bitches be crazy.
I hope this is when you were a bit younger since you're still young. But I don't know who's crazier the dude or you.
It actually took place in the future. Sadly, I don't get much wiser.
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It actually took place in the future. Sadly, I don't get much wiser.
Well that's okay. You'll have several tries with then.
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Shaved or natural? On your man?
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Shaved or natural? On your man?
Not really picky, but some trimming is nice.
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Shaved or natural? On your man?
Not really picky, but some trimming is nice.
For yourself?
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Shaved or natural? On your man?
Not really picky, but some trimming is nice.
For yourself?
Oh, misread that. I meant on a dude.
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How come only Biorin is answering all the good questions?
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How come only Biorin is answering all the good questions?
Because I'm the only one naive enough to still try and genuinely answer questions.
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How come only Biorin is answering all the good questions?
Because I'm the only one naive enough to still try and genuinely answer questions.
Na, just cool...
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Because I'm the only one naive enough to still try and genuinely answer questions.
You're alright, Biorin.
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Because I'm the only one naive enough to still try and genuinely answer questions.
Meh, ive answered each ive seen too. I too thought the trimming was for the guys and we covered that already.
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Meh, ive answered each ive seen too. I too thought the trimming was for the guys and we covered that already.
You, being a self-professed hippie, i don't know if i wanna know what it's doing down there.
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You, being a self-professed hippie, i don't know if i wanna know what it's doing down there.
Yeah, I do all the things in normal hippie way. I secretly drive a Prius too.
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