[Joekerr]

It's a video ("meanwhile in Canada"), but entertaining. Shows why we need universal health care.

https://www.facebook.com/Meanwhilein...Tk5MDc5Mzk3Mg/

[BSM n54iS]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Hmmm.....I cannot imagine why it wouldn't keep altitude when the tanks are empty. Perhaps it would have something to do with the engines no longer running?

I swear the news was created to make us all dumber.

FTFY

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Enjoy this story. I actually had to do a double take as I couldn't believe this was an actual, published story. Oh, Tennessee...

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/cr...1-6f827acf8244

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/t...ustomers-salsa

WOW.....there is a special place in hell for these pillars of the community. I can imagine that the delivery service's business is done with this one act. Even if a person felt the need to do something like this recording video and posting on facebook simply shows what class acts these individuals are.

[UncleWede]

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

I kinda wish it was. Sorry bastard.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Enjoy this story. I actually had to do a double take as I couldn't believe this was an actual, published story. Oh, Tennessee...

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/cr...1-6f827acf8244

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/t...ustomers-salsa

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

WOW.....there is a special place in hell for these pillars of the community. I can imagine that the delivery service's business is done with this one act. Even if a person felt the need to do something like this recording video and posting on facebook simply shows what class acts these individuals are.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I kinda wish it was. Sorry bastard.

All these heartfelt feelings coming from Jody makes me think this might be a man who has inadvertently flossed with a pube or two before from a food delivery.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

All these heartfelt feelings coming from Jody makes me think this might be a man who has inadvertently flossed with a pube or two before from a food delivery.

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!

I honestly wish there had been a film crew involved. I would have loved to have seen what happened that evening. I did have a few pictures sent to me the next day of me passed out at the bar, several selfies with the girl in her car in the parking lot of the hotel and me laying face down in the hallway of the hotel flipping off the person taking the picture.

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.

In the defense of the bartender, he probably heard "Hey, get Jody another drink" and had not considered that it was a unisex name.

Then, when watching where the drink went, he was

[Joekerr]

Either that, or this meme also works...

[StripclubDJ]

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[TomD335xicoupe]

That Laugh
That has to be the funnies video I have seen in 40 years. Thanks so much for that

[Halid]

Hope this doesn't apply to anyone here.

Dear Governor A$$,

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Halid

Hope this doesn't apply to anyone here.

Dear Governor A$$,

Looks just like the street in front of my house.

[skydiver]

lol.

[///3dkn]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the South...

[Joe240]

Originally Posted by ///3dkn

Meanwhile, somewhere in the South...

Well it ain’t Florida, no state taxes.

[Run Silent]

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[Run Silent]

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