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      11-09-2015, 09:30 PM   #2157
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Are all girls 15-45 minutes late to everything, or just most?
If I'm not 15 minutes early to something, I'm late. I'd rather not go to something at all than be late. There's nothing I hate more than being late!

That being said, it's so easy to get carried away when getting dressed/ready. 14 outfit changes later...
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      11-09-2015, 09:31 PM   #2158
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A good one B!


The 6ft 4" and 300lbs you mentioned makes you soft and bouncy instead of your current image of a mommas boy. I like it, let the gut hang!
I'm 5'6",not a mama's boy. I'm thinking of moving to Seattle. Would you let rent a room at your place?
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      11-09-2015, 09:34 PM   #2159
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If I'm not 15 minutes early to something, I'm late. I'd rather not go to something at all than be late. There's nothing I hate more than being late!

That being said, it's so easy to get carried away when getting dressed/ready. 14 outfit changes later...
"Actually a man" under your username makes much more sense now!
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      11-09-2015, 09:35 PM   #2160
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I'm 5'6",not a mama's boy. I'm thinking of moving to Seattle. Would you let rent a room at your place?
Oh sorry, a typo, 5'6" was what I remembered! I could use you as a teddy bear!

I'd love to have you as a room mate, of course you can move in if we return here!
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      11-09-2015, 09:36 PM   #2161
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"Actually a man" under your username makes much more sense now!
Don't be fooled, she's just copying me since she realized my image is sooo damn good. According to ot, I am a 48 year old man who doesn't shower.
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      11-09-2015, 09:38 PM   #2162
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Are all girls 15-45 minutes late to everything, or just most?
I'm usually early. Lups is ALWAYS late.
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Oh sorry, a typo, 5'6" was what I remembered! I could use you as a teddy bear!

I'd love to have you as a room mate, of course you can move in if we return here!
We can tune our cars together, go to meets, pit together at the track.
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      11-09-2015, 09:43 PM   #2164
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Oh sorry, a typo, 5'6" was what I remembered! I could use you as a teddy bear!

I'd love to have you as a room mate, of course you can move in if we return here!
We can tune our cars together, go to meets, pit together at the track.
Don't get too excited. Lups is moving back to Finland. She is gonna be best friends with her sister-in-law and ditch us all forever.
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      11-09-2015, 09:43 PM   #2165
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I'm usually early. Lups is ALWAYS late.
Ah, so the one that claims to be a guy, is actually the only girl???
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      11-09-2015, 09:44 PM   #2166
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I'm usually early. Lups is ALWAYS late.
Ah, so the one that claims to be a guy, is actually the only girl???
Hahaha correct.
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      11-09-2015, 09:46 PM   #2167
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Hahaha correct.
I did notice she didn't answer the ? haha
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Don't get too excited. Lups is moving back to Finland. She is gonna be best friends with her sister-in-law and ditch us all forever.
That'll give us a good excuse to go get drunk in Finland.
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      11-09-2015, 09:58 PM   #2169
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Don't get too excited. Lups is moving back to Finland. She is gonna be best friends with her sister-in-law and ditch us all forever.
Low blow. Just low Tara! And try meeting me somewhere that doesn't require me to sort out the WA traffic.

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Ah, so the one that claims to be a guy, is actually the only girl???
do not mess with my image or i will tell my mom about you meanie!

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Hahaha correct.
Shut it you *insert bad words*

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That'll give us a good excuse to go get drunk in Finland.
And we could do each others hair, and exchange exercise tips and you could kick my ass at the track and then we'd come back to bp to tell about our bonding time.
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Low blow. Just low Tara! And try meeting me somewhere that doesn't require me to sort out the WA traffic.



do not mess with my image or i will tell my mom about you meanie!



Shut it you *insert bad words*



And we could do each others hair, and exchange exercise tips and you could kick my ass at the track and then we'd come back to bp to tell about our bonding time.

And F that city boy, William.

You need a real man....

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And F that city boy, William.

You need a real man....

I was under the impression I'd be the big spoon in our relationship
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I was under the impression I'd be the big spoon in our relationship
I like big girls, i mean curvy.
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I like big girls, i mean curvy.
I'm just tall.
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I'm just tall.
What's gonna happen to peter? Bimmette is probably going to cry the day you leave.
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      11-09-2015, 10:23 PM   #2175
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I'm just tall.
What's gonna happen to peter? Bimmette is probably going to cry the day you leave.
I already cried
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I already cried
You'll cry some more then...
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Nah, no more tears. I'm over that bitch.
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What's gonna happen to peter? Bimmette is probably going to cry the day you leave.
I don't know yet. I'm trying to close as many of my cases as I can so I could afford taking him with us. I can't justify paying 100k taxes in a car in addition of keeping pumping money to my projects here. Family comes first.
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