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      05-26-2019, 08:08 PM   #21891
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      05-26-2019, 08:35 PM   #21892
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      05-26-2019, 10:50 PM   #21893
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      05-26-2019, 11:14 PM   #21894
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      05-27-2019, 01:59 AM   #21895
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The reflex and timing!! My jaw’s on the floor.

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      05-27-2019, 02:11 AM   #21896
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The reflex and timing!! My jaw’s on the floor.
Yeah that old guy has brass ones. He might have just gotten lucky though.
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      05-27-2019, 09:17 AM   #21897
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That old guy and the brown snake, man makes me flinch. For the non-aussies, brown snakes pack some SERIOUS punch, they make a rattle snake seem like a family pet. He's massively lucky, that could have gone downhill real fast.
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      05-27-2019, 10:06 PM   #21898
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The reflex and timing!! My jaw’s on the floor.
The snake? The old man was already kicking (struggling to cover the distance ) when it charged. Astonishing commentary there!
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      05-28-2019, 09:54 AM   #21899
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      05-28-2019, 12:33 PM   #21900
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      05-28-2019, 01:50 PM   #21901
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      05-28-2019, 02:06 PM   #21902
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this is twice as funny if you snapped this pic
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      05-28-2019, 02:31 PM   #21904
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      05-28-2019, 03:27 PM   #21905
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      05-28-2019, 03:51 PM   #21906
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what was the fine print
Probably something like: When you absolutely need to get it overnight
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      05-28-2019, 06:06 PM   #21907
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