Billup's drunk thread

Joekerr · 10-14-2014, 11:33 PM

Billup's been tearing up the OT tonight...all I see is last poster "Billup".

So this is a thread in honour of him...to allow him to deposit his original thoughts, advice to Grimlock, artwork (particulary artwork), and all other items in one concise little thread.

Lups · 10-14-2014, 11:35 PM

Oh great, I see this ending well, but I so want to see this

m3ray · 10-15-2014, 12:10 AM

Billup · 10-15-2014, 08:03 AM

This will be fun. Don't have shit going on tonight, maybe I'll cause a ruckus.

ddk632 · 10-15-2014, 08:44 AM

There is not enough bacon content in this thread.

M_Six · 10-15-2014, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddk632

There is not enough bacon content in this thread.

Joekerr said bacon got banned.

954Stealth · 10-15-2014, 01:34 PM

Billup
Always
Comes
Online
Not-sober

ddk632 · 10-15-2014, 01:59 PM

Nocab.

Joekerr · 10-15-2014, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

This will be fun. Don't have shit going on tonight, maybe I'll cause a ruckus.

Promises, promises. Actions speak louder than words!

Joekerr · 10-15-2014, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddk632

Nocab.

I'm more of a merlot fan myself too. Cabernet is overrated.

Whostheboss · 10-15-2014, 02:24 PM

You dudes crack me up!

Billup · 10-15-2014, 06:12 PM

So I've been chatting with this chick for the past two days on Tinder. She said she liked photography and that she liked doing headshots.

I said, I like doing headshots too, but in a different category than photos.

She unmatched me. Must have thought I was on Brazzers instead of giving out headshots during a fight. LOL

Oh well.

954Stealth · 10-15-2014, 07:15 PM

Maybe she thought you meant "getting head shots"

Billup · 10-15-2014, 07:19 PM

.... son of a bitch.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 07:24 PM

Crisis averted. Dropped little white girl, and got an Indian girl...., have never even seen an Indian girl naked now that I think about it.

brb.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Promises, promises. Actions speak louder than words!

Where you at bitch?

Billup · 10-15-2014, 08:16 PM

Nobody wants to play?

I'm making a comic of a recent Tinder incident I had.

squishy · 10-15-2014, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Nobody wants to play?

I'm making a comic of a recent Tinder incident I had.

Tinder brings the lulz.

Hooked up with 4 chicks on Tinder, 3 have been weird, one has been normal...

Pretty good success rate if you ask me.

The normal one is my girlfriend LOL.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishy

Tinder brings the lulz.

Hooked up with 4 chicks on Tinder, 3 have been weird, one has been normal...

Pretty good success rate if you ask me.

The normal one is my girlfriend LOL.

I've been out with a few. My problem is I'm usually drunk before I even go out, so I just say whatever the fuck is on my mind.

Some are receptive and are down for whatever, others are...., well not so much fun. LOL

Billup · 10-15-2014, 08:47 PM

Tinder has been hit or miss. Can't believe girl thought I wanted to blow a load on her face after two days..., I usually wait at least three to be generous.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 09:21 PM

9:21 pm and a bunch of no shows....

ddk632 · 10-15-2014, 09:22 PM

I am too busy eating my bacon carne asada quesadilla, dude.

10-14-2014, 11:33 PM	#1
Joekerr Banned 7922 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Billup's drunk thread - a repository. Billup's been tearing up the OT tonight...all I see is last poster "Billup". So this is a thread in honour of him...to allow him to deposit his original thoughts, advice to Grimlock, artwork (particulary artwork), and all other items in one concise little thread.
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 599 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	Nocab.
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10-15-2014, 06:12 PM	#12
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	So I've been chatting with this chick for the past two days on Tinder. She said she liked photography and that she liked doing headshots. I said, I like doing headshots too, but in a different category than photos. She unmatched me. Must have thought I was on Brazzers instead of giving out headshots during a fight. LOL Oh well.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	.... son of a bitch.
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10-15-2014, 07:24 PM	#15
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Crisis averted. Dropped little white girl, and got an Indian girl...., have never even seen an Indian girl naked now that I think about it. brb.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Tinder has been hit or miss. Can't believe girl thought I wanted to blow a load on her face after two days..., I usually wait at least three to be generous.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	9:21 pm and a bunch of no shows....
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 599 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	I am too busy eating my bacon carne asada quesadilla, dude.
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