| 01-03-2008, 02:38 AM | #1 |
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A Blonde's Year In Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! !! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
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| 01-03-2008, 03:20 AM | #2 |
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Another one.
A blond yells at another blond on the other side of a river: How do you get to the other side? The other blond replies: You are already there!
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| 01-03-2008, 03:52 AM | #3 |
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how did the blond break her arm raking leafs?
she fell out of the tree
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| 01-06-2008, 03:55 AM | #7 | |
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