Why no BMW flat brim hats?

neoxaero · 06-04-2015, 03:59 PM

I've been looking all over the web today for a BMW flat brim hat but I haven't been able to locate one anywhere! I've been able to get a nice flat brim hat for every previous car manufacturer I've had but I'm striking out over here.

Anyone know of any place I can find one?

upstatedoc · 06-04-2015, 04:03 PM

You mean like this yo?

gtron · 06-04-2015, 04:07 PM

Needbmwpartzz · 06-04-2015, 04:13 PM

BMW doesn't want them I'm guessing(genuine ones) I haven't seen any but I could be wrong they are all curved ones at the dealers I've gone.......but I'm sure you could get one off e-bay or something....even stores that make personalized hat could do this.

dreamingat30fps · 06-04-2015, 04:24 PM

Just sit on a curved one for a few days

neoxaero · 06-04-2015, 04:26 PM

Yeah something similar to that.. only with less douche under it

M_Six · 06-04-2015, 04:51 PM

Ok, I'm out of touch with current celebs (mainly because I don't GAF about them), but is that Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? Or are the two interchangeable?

Mr Tonka · 06-06-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by neoxaero

Yeah something similar to that.. only with less douche under it

Nearly impossible for less douche to be under a flat brimmed hat.

dreamspeed · 06-06-2015, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by neoxaero

Yeah something similar to that.. only with less douche under it

Nearly impossible for less douche to be under a flat brimmed hat.

Werd bro, Werd

SunnyD · 06-06-2015, 07:11 PM

I am not a fan of guys wearing flat brimmed hats, especially when they're slightly crooked...makes them look completely douchey.

Low Gravity · 06-06-2015, 07:13 PM

Q: Why no BMW flat brim hats?

A: They should never exist.

Bobble · 06-08-2015, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SunnyD

I am not a fan of guys wearing flat brimmed hats, especially when they're slightly crooked...makes them look completely douchey.

Saw a Bro Douche in training yesterday in Laguna, was maybe 12 black hat, tshirt, shorts, socks and shoes. Riding around with Mommy in a new Jag convertible. Mom looked like she had about 6 too many plastic procedures but had some nice boobs. Too bad even sonny boy could see them. Sorry no pics wifey would have hit me and made me drop my drink, not worth dropping my drink.

SakhirM4 · 06-08-2015, 06:33 PM

Try eBay

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-Logo-Sna...-/221791371202

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Lups · 06-08-2015, 07:55 PM

Oh dear coffee I hope I'll never have to see one worn by anyone.

BwoodBMW · 06-08-2015, 08:17 PM

Yeah just don't do it... BMW dealers already have a douchy stereotype... Please don't make it worse for all of us.

BMW F22 · 06-08-2015, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

Yeah just don't do it... BMW dealers already have a douchy stereotype... Please don't make it worse for all of us.

This. Hate when I see BMW decked out in BMW gear. I was at a meet some months ago and there was a guy wearing BMW shoes, shirt, shorts, socks, etc. I was thinking to myself "wow. Just wow..."

M3Bimmer77 · 06-08-2015, 09:19 PM

You will always get a douche under the flat. If you don't get one you become one.

AlpineE92M3 · 06-08-2015, 09:25 PM

I have a DTM M performance hat that is pretty flat but looks awesome and matches with me DTM M performance collar shirt. Got it on Amazon. Try to find a link for ya

Templar · 06-09-2015, 09:26 AM

Douche? Is that you?

UncleWede · 06-09-2015, 05:55 PM

I just had to come in here, if for nothing else, than to find what a flat brim hat was. In my mind I was seeing a Fedora of some sort. Couldn't see why one needed a BMW logo on a Fedora.

How out of touch I have become <hangs his Fedora-covered head in shame>

Revartr · 06-12-2015, 04:29 PM

As someone who wears snapbacks from time to time, I don't think a BMW-branded one would look good or be a good idea.

Kwando · 06-12-2015, 09:08 PM

Flat brimmed M hats is something the BMW community is definitely lacking.

My mom is a seamstress. I'll get her to put together some snappy looking hats and will get back to you.

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Needbmwpartzz Colonel 858 Rep 2,792 Posts Drives: 2009 bmw 328i x-drive Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Kitchener/Waterloo iTrader: (0)	BMW doesn't want them I'm guessing(genuine ones) I haven't seen any but I could be wrong they are all curved ones at the dealers I've gone.......but I'm sure you could get one off e-bay or something....even stores that make personalized hat could do this.
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dreamingat30fps Colonel 5967 Rep 2,025 Posts Drives: Miata, Cayenne, Model 3, F350 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Florida & NC iTrader: (1)	Just sit on a curved one for a few days
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neoxaero New Member 4 Rep 5 Posts Drives: 2012 328i Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Austin, TX iTrader: (0)	Yeah something similar to that.. only with less douche under it Last edited by neoxaero; 06-04-2015 at 05:08 PM..
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BwoodBMW Colonel 1859 Rep 2,537 Posts Drives: EFFEIGHTY Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: LA LA land iTrader: (0)	Yeah just don't do it... BMW dealers already have a douchy stereotype... Please don't make it worse for all of us.
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Revartr Second Lieutenant 75 Rep 296 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW M4 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Cleveland, TN iTrader: (0)	As someone who wears snapbacks from time to time, I don't think a BMW-branded one would look good or be a good idea.
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Kwando Major 434 Rep 1,427 Posts Drives: 2018 340i xDrive Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Ontario, Canada iTrader: (1)	Flat brimmed M hats is something the BMW community is definitely lacking. My mom is a seamstress. I'll get her to put together some snappy looking hats and will get back to you.
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