08-04-2015, 12:20 PM | #1 |
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Is Florida really that bad?
I just came across this while talking to friends at work who used to live in Florida: https://twitter.com/_floridaman
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08-04-2015, 12:42 PM | #2 |
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Yes Florida is a terrible state. We do bad things to keep all of you northern folks away.
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08-04-2015, 12:49 PM | #3 |
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Ahh Florida, the place where junkies go for a year long binge and old people go to die. It also has Micky Mouse; see, fun for the whole family.
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it's very real:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan http://floridamanandwoman.tumblr.com/ Like I always say, a stereotype is a stereotype for a reason.
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08-04-2015, 01:21 PM | #6 |
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Florida... where the elderly meet the people who never wanted to try.
Seriously though, my cousin moved to Florida a few years back and came back a shell of his former self. Heavily addicted to prescription meds and his whole life now revolves around doctors and pharmacies. It's sad. Definitely NOT saying that is the norm but from my small sample size, it's a poor showing for Florida (and entirely his own fault).
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08-04-2015, 01:24 PM | #7 |
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NJ, we got some real winners too.
Meet cow fucker cop. http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/05/cow-cop/ |
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08-04-2015, 01:28 PM | #8 |
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In CT we just have chimp attacks...
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08-04-2015, 06:28 PM | #11 |
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Meh, the crazies are everywhere, not just Fla. Hell, Wisconsin has Jeffery Dahmer...
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08-04-2015, 10:03 PM | #12 |
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...short answer is yes.
I bought an investment property in FL some years back...the seller had been disbarred for fraud and was living in Idaho... |
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08-04-2015, 10:15 PM | #13 |
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and you now dam well that woman was letting the chimp go to town on her
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People say shit about the LA area, but I still live here.
*locks all the doors and sits in the corner with a loaded gun, drawing it with any sound I hear*
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I was sick of shoveling snow so I moved here about 5 years ago and happen to LOVE it but I'm on the gulf side away from all the "crazies" on the east coast.
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08-05-2015, 12:25 AM | #17 |
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Was just down this past weekend to Sarasota...crazy weather of late. Was actually hotter in NC than SW FL...
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08-05-2015, 01:32 AM | #18 |
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please don't come to south florida in the winter/spring like everybody else from NY/NJ. you can't drive, and cause horrendous traffic. we will eat your babies.
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Floridians, when you come up the NJ/NY please stay the fuck out of the left lane if you plan on going 65 in a 65.
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08-05-2015, 08:03 AM | #20 |
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Recent study shows FL with the highest incident of Fraud per 100 people in the U.S....
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Yet having lived here most of my life I can't come up with a sweet ponzi scheme for the life of me! |
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