FILF!!!! 1st time for me...

Trace · 02-22-2008, 01:48 PM

I'm serious when I say this. Last week I was with my family (wife and daughter) having dinner at a local restaurant. Across from our table was a young group, maybe early 20s (3 girls and 2 guys) look like college students. I noticed they were all looking at our table, smiling as they looked at me. I ignored and did not tell my wife - if I did she would probably approach them and say what is your problem?

Few minutes later I decide to go to the restroom. When I got out the two girls were standing in hallway. They said, HI! with big smiles. I said hello. Then one of the girls said, "we know you are married and hope you don't find this offensive. My girlfriends and I were talking about MILF at the table, telling our guy friends, if you guys use MILF, we use FILF. I said, I heard of MILF but what is FILF? They smiled, a "Father I like to F#ck!" I said WHAT!!

They smiled and said, seriously and were not drunk either. I said WOW! where were you guys when I was single? They both said, were here now.

I was speechless. Ended conversation with thank you for the compliment, I guess.

I've been married for over 15yrs, and never cheated on my wife. But if I still had my own 2 balls, I will have no problem asking my wife if these girls can join us in bed, because they were f#cken HOT!!

Anyway, just wanted you all to know if you haven't heard from your girlfriends, wife, significant other, about FILF now you know women are starting to talk about fathers they like to F#ck!

BMWdmk · 02-22-2008, 02:01 PM

I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot pole

Hawkeye · 02-22-2008, 02:03 PM

Is this something new? Oh ya, I guess you are an oldtimer.

The girls were just distracting you while one of the guys was asking your wife and daughter for a 3 some

Trace · 02-22-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmkaldas

I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot pole

I don't blame you.

I just found it interesting and thought I'd share with the married guys here because I don't dare to bring up this topic with my buddies. 1) my friends will probably say, you dumb sh#t you should banged them 2) you didnt even get their #s incase of emergency 3) just close your eyes and feel like you are dreaming while your banging the chics, thats not cheating.

GME92 · 02-22-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Is this something new? Oh ya, I guess you are an oldtimer.

The girls were just distracting you while one of the guys was asking your wife and daughter for a 3 some

LMAO!!!

KL2DC · 02-22-2008, 02:13 PM

Ok..

Trace · 02-22-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Is this something new? Oh ya, I guess you are an oldtimer.

The girls were just distracting you while one of the guys was asking your wife and daughter for a 3 some

I never thought of it that way!! Damn, maybe my wife plan the whole thing.

But seriously, these girls were serious. What I wrote down is only half of what they discussed with me.

Trace · 02-22-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KL2DC

Ok..

You guys are brutal! As an old man, I thought I was going to get more respect from all you young studs.

UncleWede · 02-22-2008, 02:24 PM

It's not YOUR eyes you need to close so it's not cheating, it's your WIFE'S eyes that need to be closed

Never cheated on either of my wives. . .

BMWdmk · 02-22-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's not YOUR eyes you need to close so it's not cheating, it's your WIFE'S eyes that need to be closed

Never cheated on either of my wives. . .

UncleWede · 02-22-2008, 02:37 PM

The first one left after she had someone else's kid.

achien · 02-22-2008, 02:41 PM

one of them is probably making a $10 bet with their friends to saying this to you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trace

I'm serious when I say this. Last week I was with my family (wife and daughter) having dinner at a local restaurant. Across from our table was a young group, maybe early 20s (3 girls and 2 guys) look like college students. I noticed they were all looking at our table, smiling as they looked at me. I ignored and did not tell my wife - if I did she would probably approach them and say what is your problem?

Few minutes later I decide to go to the restroom. When I got out the two girls were standing in hallway. They said, HI! with big smiles. I said hello. Then one of the girls said, "we know you are married and hope you don't find this offensive. My girlfriends and I were talking about MILF at the table, telling our guy friends, if you guys use MILF, we use FILF. I said, I heard of MILF but what is FILF? They smiled, a "Father I like to F#ck!" I said WHAT!!

They smiled and said, seriously and were not drunk either. I said WOW! where were you guys when I was single? They both said, were here now.

I was speechless. Ended conversation with thank you for the compliment, I guess.

I've been married for over 15yrs, and never cheated on my wife. But if I still had my own 2 balls, I will have no problem asking my wife if these girls can join us in bed, because they were f#cken HOT!!

Anyway, just wanted you all to know if you haven't heard from your girlfriends, wife, significant other, about FILF now you know women are starting to talk about fathers they like to F#ck!

BMWdmk · 02-22-2008, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The first one left after she had someone else's kid.

at the time i thought you meant you had to wives
i was gonna

and say you're the man hahaha

well what's done is done and what's past is past
just keep leaping forward and don't look back at bad jumps

JoeClothing · 02-22-2008, 02:42 PM

Perhaps you need to rent the movie "Derailed". That may explain everything.

Taittinger · 02-22-2008, 02:43 PM

Filf is a little too homonymous to filth.

Couch · 02-22-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taittinger

Filf is a little too homonymous to filth.

Yea it is.

You still have your wallet and watch I take it? lol

Too bad your not going through a divorce right now. Bad joke. Bad joke.

Please tell me you went home and hit it like your were 18 again and your wife was pleasently surprised. LMAO...nevermind TMI.

rambino · 02-22-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Is this something new? Oh ya, I guess you are an oldtimer.

The girls were just distracting you while one of the guys was asking your wife and daughter for a 3 some

LOLOLOZ

Trace · 02-22-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achien

one of them is probably making a $10 bet with their friends to saying this to you...

Man, you guys sure have a wide range of imagination -never even crossed my mind (a bet). If they did have a bet, no one won. Because I didn't get their numbers and they sure didnt get mine. Although I wish i did give it. Sorry, now the devil is talking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeClothing

Perhaps you need to rent the movie "Derailed". That may explain everything.

Again, never crossed my mind. And I did watch the movie, I'm just glad my snake was sleeping while I was talking to the girls.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couch

Yea it is.

You still have your wallet and watch I take it? lol

Too bad your not going through a divorce right now. Bad joke. Bad joke.

Please tell me you went home and hit it like your were 18 again and your wife was pleasently surprised. LMAO...nevermind TMI.

They can take my wallet and watch, just not my 2 balls. Those below to my wife.

As much as I want to say my wife and I had mad sex that evening, didn't happen, welcome to being married for over 15yrs. The most excitement I get now a days is listening to the Eisenhaus exhaust fire-up at 5am in the morning.

stooken · 02-22-2008, 03:50 PM

old man still has game!

Trace · 02-22-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stooken

old man still has game!

Thanks man!

I don't have pics of the two girls I met last week, but this is me (the old man) and my boss and personal trainer (wearing yellow blouse) with her best friend at New Years party.

stooken · 02-22-2008, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trace

Thanks man!

I don't have pics of the two girls I met last week, but this is me (the old man) and my boss and personal trainer (wearing yellow blouse) with her best friend at New Years party.

c'mon. you don't look like an old man. wait, so your boss is your personal trainer? what do you do?

and

your boss and personal trainer look pretty good.

Trace · 02-22-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stooken

c'mon. you don't look like an old man. wait, so your boss is your personal trainer? what do you do?

and

your boss and personal trainer look pretty good.

Thanks man! I have to stay fit to keep up with the young studs.

Sorry, when I said my boss and personal trainer, I meant my wife.

Believe it or not, I design custom homes (architect) for a living.

Best,
Trace

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Trace Registered 10 Rep 3 Posts Drives: Silver Bullet Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down Under iTrader: (0)	FILF!!!! 1st time for me... I'm serious when I say this. Last week I was with my family (wife and daughter) having dinner at a local restaurant. Across from our table was a young group, maybe early 20s (3 girls and 2 guys) look like college students. I noticed they were all looking at our table, smiling as they looked at me. I ignored and did not tell my wife - if I did she would probably approach them and say what is your problem? Few minutes later I decide to go to the restroom. When I got out the two girls were standing in hallway. They said, HI! with big smiles. I said hello. Then one of the girls said, "we know you are married and hope you don't find this offensive. My girlfriends and I were talking about MILF at the table, telling our guy friends, if you guys use MILF, we use FILF. I said, I heard of MILF but what is FILF? They smiled, a "Father I like to F#ck!" I said WHAT!! They smiled and said, seriously and were not drunk either. I said WOW! where were you guys when I was single? They both said, were here now. I was speechless. Ended conversation with thank you for the compliment, I guess. I've been married for over 15yrs, and never cheated on my wife. But if I still had my own 2 balls, I will have no problem asking my wife if these girls can join us in bed, because they were f#cken HOT!! Anyway, just wanted you all to know if you haven't heard from your girlfriends, wife, significant other, about FILF now you know women are starting to talk about fathers they like to F#ck!
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