1MOREMOD

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 12:47 PM

As the title suggests, you ask me, and I give pro tips. The guru is in.

jtodd_fl · 03-07-2016, 12:55 PM

Hi 1MOREMOD Long time reader, first time writer. Sometimes, my wife asks me a terrifying question. It is "Do you think that girl is hot?" Like, sometimes we are talking Giselle level women - or like, Eva Mendes - whatever you're into. My stock is answer is "What, that hag? Nasty. (Sorry Axius , I don't mean to say bad shit about Mrs. Brady, since you are hoping to be her successor.) So, 1MOREMOD . What should I do?

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 12:59 PM

I say damn right she's hot, we should invite her up to the room, and see what happens. Swing for the fences my boy, and exert your dominance.

grimlock · 03-07-2016, 01:06 PM

just the tip?

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 01:09 PM

That's for prissy girls who want to be pleased gently, see above photo. Ram it home and once in a while "accidentally" plow into the wrong hole.

Joekerr · 03-07-2016, 01:11 PM

I feel like these "pro-tips" are written by a divorce lawyer looking for some work. So....OP, what do you do?

Axius · 03-07-2016, 01:14 PM

Damnit jtodd..., we're back to fighting again.

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel like these "pro-tips" are written by a divorce lawyer looking for some work. So....OP, what do you do?

That would be a good ploy and I pick up what you're laying down. I will talk about any subject not just my complete understanding of women.

CANGRKE70 · 03-07-2016, 01:19 PM

Nicely done Sir!

UncleWede · 03-07-2016, 01:27 PM

Vascularity, I desire it. I can't drink any more. Now what?

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 01:34 PM

Choose your parents carefully. Lack of body hair makes more evident as does having some muscles. Haven't actually done anything special just a phlebotomists dream.

Flying Ace · 03-07-2016, 01:34 PM

Dear 1moremod,

Can I run my M3 with 1.5 less PSI than recommended on my rear tires? Or am I asking to wreck my car in an embarrassing way?

-Confused In California

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 01:35 PM

You certainly can and if you notice a difference get a pro contract.

Aatish · 03-07-2016, 01:41 PM

Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 01:45 PM

You lost me at flaccid penis. You will be a real hit in jail.

upstatedoc · 03-07-2016, 01:54 PM

My wife bent over and ripped the ass on her jeans. She went upstairs to change into different ones. When she came downstairs I asked her if those were her "fat jeans". Was that wrong? Keep in mind she's 5'8" and weighs 130lbs

Haywood · 03-07-2016, 02:21 PM

How come my girlfriend doesn't think Dutch Ovens are funny? I mean farting, pulling the covers over her head, and yelling, "Fire in Hole!" Who wouldn't die laughing over that?

Lups · 03-07-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Dear 1moremod,

Can I run my M3 with 1.5 less PSI than recommended on my rear tires? Or am I asking to wreck my car in an embarrassing way?

-Confused In California

I lolled so hard my friendly coffee company is wondering if I've completely lost it.

Moddie how does one land an M4 on it's roof on a straight road with perfect visibility and blame it on sand on the road?

Shoot it straight, is it the drivers?

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

My wife bent over and ripped the ass on her jeans. She went upstairs to change into different ones. When she came downstairs I asked her if those were her "fat jeans". Was that wrong? Keep in mind she's 5'8" and weighs 130lbs

Yes if you want some. Say you like the ones with the hole for easier access.

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywood

How come my girlfriend doesn't think Dutch Ovens are funny? I mean farting, pulling the covers over her head, and yelling, "Fire in Hole!" Who wouldn't die laughing over that?

She secretly does, continue.

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

I lolled so hard my friendly coffee company is wondering if I've completely lost it.

Moddie how does one land an M4 on it's roof on a straight road with perfect visibility and blame it on sand on the road?

Shoot it straight, is it the drivers?

My guess would be practice.

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 02:31 PM

I'm at Deadpool handle your own business for a bit please.

03-07-2016, 12:47 PM	#1
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jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6714 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Hi 1MOREMOD Long time reader, first time writer. Sometimes, my wife asks me a terrifying question. It is "Do you think that girl is hot?" Like, sometimes we are talking Giselle level women - or like, Eva Mendes - whatever you're into. My stock is answer is "What, that hag? Nasty. (Sorry Axius , I don't mean to say bad shit about Mrs. Brady, since you are hoping to be her successor.) So, 1MOREMOD . What should I do? __________________ This space for rent. Last edited by jtodd_fl; 03-07-2016 at 01:00 PM..
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I say damn right she's hot, we should invite her up to the room, and see what happens. Swing for the fences my boy, and exert your dominance.
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grimlock Colonel 732 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	just the tip?
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	That's for prissy girls who want to be pleased gently, see above photo. Ram it home and once in a while "accidentally" plow into the wrong hole.
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Joekerr Banned 7943 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	I feel like these "pro-tips" are written by a divorce lawyer looking for some work. So....OP, what do you do?
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18681 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Vascularity, I desire it. I can't drink any more. Now what?
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Choose your parents carefully. Lack of body hair makes more evident as does having some muscles. Haven't actually done anything special just a phlebotomists dream.
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Flying Ace Lieutenant General 5062 Rep 11,907 Posts Drives: Taycan GTS, 997.1 & 991.1 GT3s Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: SF, CA iTrader: (5)	Dear 1moremod, Can I run my M3 with 1.5 less PSI than recommended on my rear tires? Or am I asking to wreck my car in an embarrassing way? -Confused In California __________________ 22 Phytonic/Coffee X5 45e (Retired) 08 Speed Yellow 911 GT3 Sharkwerks 12 AW/Cinnamon X5d Sports Pkg (retired) 14 AW/Beige M6GC ZCP, MPE, V2 steering wheel, vorsteiner (retired) 08 SSII/Black E90 M3 (retired)
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	You certainly can and if you notice a difference get a pro contract.
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Aatish Lofty 3507 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Asking for a friend. Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip. Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"? Again, asking for a friend...
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	You lost me at flaccid penis. You will be a real hit in jail. Attached Images
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upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7524 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	My wife bent over and ripped the ass on her jeans. She went upstairs to change into different ones. When she came downstairs I asked her if those were her "fat jeans". Was that wrong? Keep in mind she's 5'8" and weighs 130lbs __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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1MOREMOD - 11826 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I'm at Deadpool handle your own business for a bit please.
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