| 02-10-2006, 08:18 AM | #1 |
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Just a a normal night out
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo,which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... But . wait a minute.... |
| 02-10-2006, 09:35 AM | #2 |
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i HOPE you're not talking about your wife!
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| 02-10-2006, 09:57 AM | #3 |
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Maybe she got pulled and the police searched her. Maybe a good excuse.
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| 02-10-2006, 10:00 AM | #4 |
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That'll leave some swirl marks.
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| 02-10-2006, 10:42 AM | #6 |
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Ahahaha, I've seen that before!
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| 02-10-2006, 02:16 PM | #10 |
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Rear-ended?
Now if that had been an e90, there would be some use for the high pressure headlamp jets. |
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| 02-10-2006, 02:50 PM | #11 |
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The only person here who's got a Volvo is Enroutte. hmmm
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| 02-13-2006, 07:50 AM | #12 |
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lol
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| 03-01-2006, 09:58 PM | #14 | |
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hahaha, thats great!
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| 03-01-2006, 10:26 PM | #15 |
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Hahahahahaha, now THAT'S funny.
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