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      08-18-2016, 10:11 AM   #1
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Ask a girl anything (Part 2)

Soooo....I don't see the girls creating a new thread and the other got shut down because it was too large. So I'll start it, because I know they'll chime in...they can't resist.

A thread for all questions you've wanted to ask girls in an effort to understand them, even though you know it's impossible.

I'll start with a question that applies to both:

Which is more painful - childbirth for the woman or getting kicked in the nuts for a guy. Discuss.

I would postulate that getting kicked in the nuts is more painful.
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      08-18-2016, 10:14 AM   #2
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      08-18-2016, 11:08 AM   #4
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Worse initial question in history. :thumb down
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Why do girls think Joekerr is lame?
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Worse initial question in history. :thumb down
Well that's what happens when a guy tries to start a thread that a girl should have started.

Ok, no one is taking the bait.

I heard a "logical" answer to the question I asked. Put simply, both are painful, but inevitably, a few years after having a child, the majority of women normally say "You know, I'd like to have another child"....whereas, I've never heard a guy say "You know, I'd really like another kick in the nuts".

Therefore, getting kicked in the nuts would be more painful.

I digress - someone ask a real / actual question and maybe we will get the women to respond. The last one actually turned out to be a pretty decent thread.
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That's flawed thinking. If a porsche gt3 dropped out my butt every time I got kicked in the nuts i woukd have a line around the block to kick me. Women are coocoo for kids.
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And you gotta call them out!! You know how this is done!!

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When you start it with an idiot comment which includes - "the women can't resist so they will respond here..." Pretty much solidifies you've shot yourself in the foot even before it began...

And if one of them really wanted to revive the thread, I'm sure any of them were more than capable of doing so quite some time ago...

You used to be pretty humorous and intelligent, not sure what brought out this version of you however...
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That's flawed thinking. If a porsche gt3 dropped out my butt every time I got kicked in the nuts i woukd have a line around the block to kick me. Women are coocoo for kids.
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I'd have a marketing campaign designed around it.
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There's a reason I decided to let that thread die...

That being said, to my understanding, a woman's body produces hormones to help you forget the pain so that you want to keep reproducing. I gave birth twice without any drugs whatsoever, and I'm very inclined to say I'd prefer a kick in the nuts.

Can I go now?
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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So are women selling their kids?
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There's a reason I decided to let that thread die...

That being said, to my understanding, a woman's body produces hormones to help you forget the pain so that you want to keep reproducing. I gave birth twice without any drugs whatsoever, and I'm very inclined to say I'd prefer a kick in the nuts.

Can I go now?
Good answer.
You are now entitled on an option on 1 part of my stuff.
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There's a reason I decided to let that thread die...

That being said, to my understanding, a woman's body produces hormones to help you forget the pain so that you want to keep reproducing. I gave birth twice without any drugs whatsoever, and I'm very inclined to say I'd prefer a kick in the nuts.

Can I go now?
We all minimize pain down the road. Memory gets fuzzy and you say eh wasn't that bad. But in the moment you wanna die.
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There's a reason I decided to let that thread die...

That being said, to my understanding, a woman's body produces hormones to help you forget the pain so that you want to keep reproducing. I gave birth twice without any drugs whatsoever, and I'm very inclined to say I'd prefer a kick in the nuts.

Can I go now?
We all minimize pain down the road. Memory gets fuzzy and you say eh wasn't that bad. But in the moment you wanna die.
For me during it was more like "ADOPTION IS THE WAY TO GO" and the second the baby pops out you're like "oh, that was fine, I'm fine, hello." Not so much a fuzzy memory thing.
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That's flawed thinking. If a porsche gt3 dropped out my butt every time I got kicked in the nuts i woukd have a line around the block to kick me. Women are coocoo for kids.
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And you gotta call them out!! You know how this is done!!

Sara504 bimmette Lups Biorin What do you think about our dear friend Joekerr 's lame ass initial question?
Fine, fine, you know, I would have hoped that after only being 0.05% serious on these forums most would simply assume I am not being serious. It was poor efforts at a joke that was taken seriously. I can't really blame anyone but myself.

So since it wasn't a genuine question, I like Moddie's question better - something about why I am so lame.
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Drink more, things are looking up!
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I think that it's so bad that your memory can't process it. I remember how bad the lacerations and burns I have were.

I can remember the times when I've been kicked in the stones playing soccer and remember the event but not the pain. It goes through your entire body. Ugh.
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You used to be pretty humorous and intelligent, not sure what brought out this version of you however...
Man-o-pause maybe...I don't know. I'll take a little time out for myself and regroup.
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