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      10-18-2016, 08:37 AM   #1
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Lups, I found your man!!

As seen on Tosh.0.

Exactly what your friend is looking for.

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      10-18-2016, 08:40 AM   #2
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Best part of his videos is the bad boy factor.. Right as the camera turns on you don't know if you're about to get a stud or an Al Queda beheading.

And he's not about material BS.. He made himself broke as fuck to concentrate on your needs ladies.
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      10-18-2016, 09:13 AM   #3
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What did i just watch?
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      10-18-2016, 09:15 AM   #4
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What did i just watch?
He's got like 5 of these videos. Ladies love a thrilla
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      10-18-2016, 09:23 AM   #5
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Outstanding!
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I couldn't make it past 50 sec.
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No money, no job, and no prospects for either of them but this guy will probably find a woman who is actually interested.
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Well no more internet for me today.
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Oh dude...
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      10-18-2016, 05:25 PM   #10
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This guy is way better...although I did find myself fascinated by the Thriller. I kept getting sucked into his other videos!
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This guy is way better...although I did find myself fascinated by the Thriller. I kept getting sucked into his other videos!


Omg hilarious.

Thrilla still has my vote though. He has that calm demeanor and that set... Its like you get that feeling that at any second this can turn into a snuff film.
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      10-19-2016, 01:34 PM   #12
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What did i just watch?
Outstanding, now I save myself from watching it.

Op we decided on cats (cats, then ferrets then cats again) and now we feel confident we found the perfect relationship: A goldfish.

I'm cool with the result, it was after all a result I can sign off on.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Outstanding, now I save myself from watching it.

Op we decided on cats (cats, then ferrets then cats again) and now we feel confident we found the perfect relationship: A goldfish.

I'm cool with the result, it was after all a result I can sign off on.

What is the goldfish's current housing situation? We don't want your friend to be with a goldfish that grew up in the hood.
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What is the goldfish's current housing situation? We don't want your friend to be with a goldfish that grew up in the hood.
Um, still fishing for one. You have contacts?

She'll be working with druggies so I doubt she'll mind a goldfish that's gone through a bit.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-19-2016, 01:43 PM   #15
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What did i just watch?
Yeah.... Wtf lol
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Um, still fishing for one. You have contacts?

She'll be working with druggies so I doubt she'll mind a goldfish that's gone through a bit.
I'm not sure how things work where you live but we have pet stores that double as a human/goldifsh dating service. Perhaps you can try there?

They usually charge a small fee but they help with moving in.
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I'm not sure how things work where you live but we have pet stores that double as a human/goldifsh dating service. Perhaps you can try there?
What kind of a lure does one need?

Meh, you should know by now I boycott those too.

I'm buying her one when she graduates. I'm very proud of the result we got from the other thread but I'm very disappointed with myself for missing out on this thread from the start.
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