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      04-29-2017, 03:35 PM   #1
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Picked up a new ride this weekend

2000 Guards Red on double beige 996 Carrera 6MT with factory aero, and after driving it back to OH from TN it has a mere 24,000 miles. Only thing it's getting right off the bat is tint and a new headunit as the factory one is terrible.
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It's like we shop alike! Or not.

Jesus ax, it's like you never were employed by me.
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It's like we shop alike! Or not.

Jesus ax, it's like you never were employed by me.
I was going to take a nude sitting in the driver seat and send it to you, but it's been so long I figured you'd forgotten about me! Plus at least it doesn't have the four rings of death, so that's a plus!


So can I have my old job back or what? Even though you never paid me, I'm running out of money and need my job back.
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Congrats on the new toy!! So shiny!!

Enjoy that thing in good health
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I was going to take a nude sitting in the driver seat and send it to you, but it's been so long I figured you'd forgotten about me! Plus at least it doesn't have the four rings of death, so that's a plus!


So can I have my old job back or what? Even though you never paid me, I'm running out of money and need my job back.
No man should be seen in the drivers seat. Jesus, you know what makes me hot. A gag, tied down, and if it's a Tuesday, maybe I'll leave the whip home.

Okay, if my photo is delivered right, you have your job back. I mean, from the options you have, I am the kindest.

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Congrats on the new toy!! So shiny!!

Enjoy that thing in good health
Hey I keep waiting for you to comment on korea in politics. I would appreciate for a military view on it.
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2000 Guards Red on double beige 996 Carrera 6MT with factory aero, and after driving it back to OH from TN it has a mere 24,000 miles. Only thing it's getting right off the bat is tint and a new headunit as the factory one is terrible.
William your 996 looks really good ! Congrats my friend
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No man should be seen in the drivers seat. Jesus, you know what makes me hot. A gag, tied down, and if it's a Tuesday, maybe I'll leave the whip home.

Okay, if my photo is delivered right, you have your job back. I mean, from the options you have, I am the kindest.
I only bought it because I knew how much it would rustle your feathers. After firing me, only job left is to make you hate me more.

The kindest? You call me a fucker! That's terribly rude! Awful management skills!

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Thanks dude. I wasn't exactly in the market and was just looking around, it popped up and hit all the right spots. Stoked to start pinching away at some changes.
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I only bought it because I knew how much it would rustle your feathers. After firing me, only job left is to make you hate me more.

The kindest? You call me a fucker! That's terribly rude! Awful management skills!



TY Belgie!



Thanks dude. I wasn't exactly in the market and was just looking around, it popped up and hit all the right spots. Stoked to start pinching away at some changes.
You were my pool boy? Calling you a fucker should be your way to buy porsches! I think I just publicly gave you reference, a great reference!

Men, you all are soooo fucking stupid. Just sit at the passenger seat and smile, and take the whip. You don't deserve the power.

(I saw it is a manual, so I approve babe. Good for you!)
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You were my pool boy? Calling you a fucker should be your way to buy porsches! I think I just publicly gave you reference, a great reference!

Men, you all are soooo fucking stupid. Just sit at the passenger seat and smile, and take the whip. You don't deserve the power.

(I saw it is a manual, so I approve babe. Good for you!)
I thought by calling me a fucker you were degrading me this whole time. How has my wife Laura been by the way? We've become disconnected, would a penis picture maybe rekindle hers and mines relationship?


No. Women are fucking stupid. BUT, not man, other than myself, is willing to put their lives at stake to say it. YOU DONT DESERVE ANY POWER.


Manual was necessary, the 128 is the first and last auto I hope to ever own.
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I thought by calling me a fucker you were degrading me this whole time. How has my wife Laura been by the way? We've become disconnected, would a penis picture maybe rekindle hers and mines relationship?


No. Women are fucking stupid. BUT, not man, other than myself, is willing to put their lives at stake to say it. YOU DONT DESERVE ANY POWER.


Manual was necessary, the 128 is the first and last auto I hope to ever own.
She is such a bitch, she wanted to go out tonight. I told her she's not worth of you and she has to work for an other anna approved spouse.

She's so mean. I'm old. I can't find my inner groove on a Saturday!

We shall discus the whole women being stupid soon. I mean, people have died for less. And even worse, they've lived through after I read that, pain does follow men. Nobody knows why. Something about female balls not mixing well with organic balls.

Hey babe my phone had an episode. Text me so I'll have your number again. And don't spare me from the passenger seat nudes.

Cheers.
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She is such a bitch, she wanted to go out tonight. I told her she's not worth of you and she has to work for an other anna approved spouse.

She's so mean. I'm old. I can't find my inner groove on a Saturday!

We shall discus the whole women being stupid soon. I mean, people have died for less. And even worse, they've lived through after I read that, pain does follow men. Nobody knows why. Something about female balls not mixing well with organic balls.

Hey babe my phone had an episode. Text me so I'll have your number again. And don't spare me from the passenger seat nudes.

Cheers.
You should know by now that I prefer them bitchy. It keeps things alive. Tell her I miss her and can't wait to see her naked after we get married.

So far I've only met two females with testicles, yourself and Biorin. My balls have clashed and smashed both of yours, but none elses, so if I had to guess, the problem resides within the... *ahem* female balls.
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You should know by now that I prefer them bitchy. It keeps things alive. Tell her I miss her and can't wait to see her naked after we get married.

So far I've only met two females with testicles, yourself and Biorin. My balls have clashed and smashed both of yours, but none elses, so if I had to guess, the problem resides within the... *ahem* female balls.
Aww babe, I have to sleep now, since I haven't slept in a week, but I'll spank you tomorrow for this whole woman thing.
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So far I've only met two females with testicles, yourself and Biorin. My balls have clashed and smashed both of yours, but none elses, so if I had to guess, the problem resides within the... *ahem* female balls.
Aww babe, I have to sleep now, since I haven't slept in a week, but I'll spank you tomorrow for this whole woman thing.
You never spank me anymore, Lupsie. Discrimination. It's because Ax is cuter and younger, isn't it!
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I was going to take a nude sitting in the driver seat and send it to you, but it's been so long I figured you'd forgotten about me! Plus at least it doesn't have the four rings of death, so that's a plus!


So can I have my old job back or what? Even though you never paid me, I'm running out of money and need my job back.
No man should be seen in the drivers seat. Jesus, you know what makes me hot. A gag, tied down, and if it's a Tuesday, maybe I'll leave the whip home.

Okay, if my photo is delivered right, you have your job back. I mean, from the options you have, I am the kindest.

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Hey I keep waiting for you to comment on korea in politics. I would appreciate for a military view on it.
Let's keep the Japanese out of Korean politics. We tried that once and it didn't go over too well
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Nice! Still keeping the 128?
Yeah, put it up for sale as a feeler and per typical fashion got lowballed, so worth it to just keep it as a daily driver. Might sell the bike if the right offer comes around, though.
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Can't you just say "Nice car" or something that isn't critical?


Ax - that is a great choice! I really like the car and I've always been impressed with what I've read about Porsche's reliability (there is some known issues of course, but for the performance they offer, I think they are probably the most reliable performance cars out there).

Do you have a garage or is it only outside parking? Just thinking of the poor soul in winter. Are you going to drive in winter? I've generally heard good things as well about the 6MT transmission Porsche puts in - is it as good as they say?
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