13-yr Old Steals Dad's Credit Card To Buy Hookers

bosstones · 05-12-2008, 04:35 PM

Too awesome.....

http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...m?article=true

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. (

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The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hawkeye · 05-12-2008, 04:42 PM

.... really now?

TurboFan · 05-12-2008, 04:45 PM

kid'll make a helluva politician!

iatacs19 · 05-12-2008, 05:15 PM

He's going straight for the presidency!!!

stooken · 05-12-2008, 05:40 PM

wow! hahahaha what a waste of hookers.

///Mandy · 05-12-2008, 05:43 PM

Move over, Ahnold!

Crimson92 · 05-12-2008, 07:31 PM

lol really....lol hahahaha

cm3rc · 05-12-2008, 09:41 PM

niiiice

truong321 · 05-13-2008, 02:27 AM

asdflkijd · 05-13-2008, 02:31 AM

only in America.

Maestro · 05-13-2008, 09:51 AM

Ok, telling the hookers they can not discriminate against them because they have a disability is a classic

Couch · 05-13-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bosstones

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. (

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The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

That's fucking classic!

The kid is definitely on his way to becoming a politician, that's for sure. He sure is a smart and creative little shit.

Comet · 05-13-2008, 11:47 AM

so he got community service for fraud, even though his dad isnt pressing charges?

he forced the girls to play Halo.. that's funny

MadDog · 05-13-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Couch

That's fucking classic!

The kid is definitely on his way to becoming a politician, that's for sure. He sure is a smart and creative little shit.

+1. Stealing, lying and smooth talking hookers. What more can you ask of a politician ??

Expired · 05-13-2008, 12:30 PM

Why do all of these weird stories seem to come from Texas..

-Nathan

Maestro · 05-13-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Expired

Why do all of these weird stories seem to come from Texas..

-Nathan

Because that is where the country's moral compass is,

e92leon · 05-13-2008, 12:39 PM

lol absurd

SES_D · 05-13-2008, 01:43 PM

world of warcraft corrupts minds lol

Comet · 05-13-2008, 01:47 PM

I blame it on Halo

Expired · 05-13-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SES_D

world of warcraft corrupts minds lol

+1, he probably watched one too many naked night elves dancing.
I find it hard to believe that a 13yr old did all of this..

-Nathan

Miko · 05-13-2008, 02:03 PM

this kid is so cool

Comet · 05-13-2008, 02:07 PM

blood elf > night elf

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