I like my women like I like my...

gary_william · 06-21-2018, 08:10 PM

... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer

... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection

And... go.

1MOREMOD · 06-21-2018, 08:18 PM

TV, easy to turn on and can leave in the other room when done.

ShopVac · 06-21-2018, 08:21 PM

Ikea directions...easy to read and short of words

MKSixer · 06-21-2018, 09:11 PM

Gumbo...hot, spicy, and keeps you satisfied.

M3LINIS · 06-21-2018, 09:54 PM

Rod bearings... replaced before they fail.

Darth One · 06-21-2018, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gary_william

... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer

... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection

And... go.

Peanut butter is extremely high in fat

Condoms: they spend more time in my wallet than on my dick

Wait, am I doing this right?

:

Redd · 06-21-2018, 10:28 PM

... my M3. Loud, fast, and drinks a lot. 😂

JamesWWIII · 06-21-2018, 10:35 PM

pizza...Hot and still around for another slice in the morning.

paliknight · 06-21-2018, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth One

Peanut butter is extremely high in fat

Condoms: they spend more time in my wallet than on my dick

Wait, am I doing this right?

:

Sea-Tac · 06-22-2018, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gary_william

... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer

... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection

And... go.

dozaiya · 06-22-2018, 01:05 AM

fleshlight...takes a pounding without saying shit

dozaiya · 06-22-2018, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surg_Capt_R

I like my women like...

.. washing my car. I breathe on her softly and gently as I pay every inch attention.

... making coffee. I grind my beans until they squeak and then I put the milk in.

are you don juan?

PINeely · 06-22-2018, 02:10 AM

Whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke.

david in germany · 06-22-2018, 02:46 AM

Coffee, cold, dark and bitter.

Dang3r · 06-22-2018, 03:41 AM

my RS5, the Audi smokes M4's like weed and my funnier half is laughing about it

Robin_NL · 06-22-2018, 03:56 AM

like the weather overhere, mosly moist but generally soaking wet

Cheers
Robin

JamesWWIII · 06-22-2018, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dang3r

my RS5, the Audi smokes M4's like weed and my funnier half is laughing about it

Fail.

Wakka · 06-22-2018, 07:20 AM

Like my coffee, Black, bitter, and preferably free trade.

MKSixer · 06-22-2018, 07:35 AM

Like a bespoke suit...sleek, perfectly structured and fits you like a glove.

King Rudi · 06-22-2018, 08:04 AM

steak....when it gets bloody, flip it over to the brown side

EJT86 · 06-22-2018, 08:24 AM

...Blackjack dealers, always hit on 16

Never_Enough · 06-22-2018, 08:45 AM

Hot & wet like my brownies

06-21-2018, 08:10 PM	#1
gary_william Private First Class 329 Rep 169 Posts Drives: 2013 128i Join Date: May 2017 Location: Vancouver, WA iTrader: (0)	I like my women like I like my... ... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread ... coffee: ground up and in the freezer ... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection And... go.
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06-21-2018, 08:18 PM	#2
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	TV, easy to turn on and can leave in the other room when done.
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06-21-2018, 08:21 PM	#3
ShopVac Not willing to take advice 4610 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: F82 M4 - 6MT Join Date: May 2010 Location: PA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2014 Porsche 981 Bo ... [10.00] 2018 BMW M4 [9.87] 2023 Genesis GV70 [8.25] 2014 Audi S4 [8.25]	Ikea directions...easy to read and short of words
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06-21-2018, 09:11 PM	#4
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34129 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Gumbo...hot, spicy, and keeps you satisfied. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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06-21-2018, 09:54 PM	#5
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06-21-2018, 10:28 PM	#7
Redd Brigadier General 4235 Rep 4,426 Posts Drives: 2010 BMW E92 M3 Dakar Edition Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Malaysia iTrader: (0)	... my M3. Loud, fast, and drinks a lot. 😂
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06-21-2018, 10:35 PM	#8
JamesWWIII Banned 2892 Rep 415 Posts Drives: 2019 440i Coupe Join Date: May 2018 Location: South Carolina iTrader: (0) Garage List 2019 BMW 440i Coupe [10.00]	pizza...Hot and still around for another slice in the morning.
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06-22-2018, 01:05 AM	#11
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06-22-2018, 02:10 AM	#13
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06-22-2018, 02:46 AM	#14
david in germany Lieutenant Colonel 732 Rep 1,819 Posts Drives: 118i, 335i and 328i Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Mannheim Germany iTrader: (2)	Coffee, cold, dark and bitter. __________________ 2009 118i Monaco Blue "Maximillion" 2009 335i Saphire Black M Sport "Leopold" Cobb stage 2 aggressive tune, Mishimoto FMIC, Cobb charge pipe, Cobb catted down pipes, Forge diverter valves, BMS inlets and DCI, Cyba scoops and M Individual Audio retrofit and M3 gauge cluster retrofit. 2011 328i Titan Silver M Sport "Franzel" <--Wife's car
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06-22-2018, 03:41 AM	#15
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06-22-2018, 03:56 AM	#16
Robin_NL S0THPAW 8968 Rep 7,863 Posts Drives: HS M2 Competition Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Netherlands iTrader: (0)	like the weather overhere, mosly moist but generally soaking wet Cheers Robin __________________ 'I won't say anything 'cause no one listens to me anyway....I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record' -Neill
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06-22-2018, 07:20 AM	#18
Wakka but no flokka 541 Rep 719 Posts Drives: M2C Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tampa iTrader: (2)	Like my coffee, Black, bitter, and preferably free trade.
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06-22-2018, 07:35 AM	#19
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34129 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Like a bespoke suit...sleek, perfectly structured and fits you like a glove. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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06-22-2018, 08:04 AM	#20
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06-22-2018, 08:24 AM	#21
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06-22-2018, 08:45 AM	#22
Never_Enough Banned 2225 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	Hot & wet like my brownies
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