BMW M5 Forum

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-14-2019, 09:23 PM   #1
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Throat Punch Thursday

We have a thing at work. We like to throat punch customers and employees that annoy us. In the same vein as whack off Wednesday. Get involved spread the word and keep dumb people in line.
__________________

02 Tiag e46 M3|6MT|GC plates|MCS c.o.|GC bars|GC race control arms|GC bushings|BW eng. & tran. mounts|subframe kit|BW race shifter|BW Jaffster|Euro header|BW exhaust|K&N c.a.i.|Epic race tune|Rouge pulleys|Seibon CF hood|CSL bumper|apr gt 250 & splitter|ST-40|XR-2|SS lines|half cage|Recaro profi|Profi 2 harness|BMWpedals|BW studs|
Appreciate 2
Maynard4214.50
MKSixer34133.50
      03-14-2019, 09:29 PM   #2
kscarrol
Brigadier General
kscarrol's Avatar
United_States
9608
Rep
4,130
Posts

Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Greenville, SC

iTrader: (0)

Sounds like someone had a bad day at work today... But given my day, I'm onboard with this!
__________________
2021 X3 M40i
1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual
BMWCCA # 327475
Appreciate 0
      03-14-2019, 10:21 PM   #3
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Nah had a good one time for my workout
Appreciate 0
      03-14-2019, 10:57 PM   #4
M_Six
Free Thinker
M_Six's Avatar
United_States
19293
Rep
7,549
Posts

Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Foothills of Mt Level

iTrader: (0)

I dread Face Palm Friday. Tomorrow afternoon about 10 minutes before I leave someone will come up with an issue that's been going on since Monday and they just decided to bring it to our attention at 4:20 on a Friday afternoon.
__________________
Mark
markj.pics

"Life is uncertain, eat bacon now."
-UncleWede

Last edited by M_Six; 03-15-2019 at 12:08 PM..
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13072.00
      03-14-2019, 10:58 PM   #5
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Say it's still Thursday and throat punch away.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 9
M_Six19293.00
King Rudi13072.00
scostu1621.50
MKSixer34133.50
David0ff1052.00
      03-14-2019, 11:05 PM   #6
M_Six
Free Thinker
M_Six's Avatar
United_States
19293
Rep
7,549
Posts

Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Foothills of Mt Level

iTrader: (0)

^^^^LOL
__________________
Mark
markj.pics

"Life is uncertain, eat bacon now."
-UncleWede
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2019, 08:53 AM   #7
CANGRKE70
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
CANGRKE70's Avatar
Canada
818
Rep
172
Posts

Drives: 2012 BMW X5
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Toronto

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by M_Six View Post
I dread Face Palm Friday's. Tomorrow afternoon about 10 minutes before I leave someone will come up with an issue that's been going on since Monday and they just decided to bring it to our attention at 4:20 on a Friday afternoon.
I have a couple meetings today, where I know there will be face palms.

Appreciate 2
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 09:21 AM   #8
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Every day here is face palm Friday yet I wish it could be throat punch Thursday. Oddly enough the HR department would frown on this.

I held a boom/scissor lift certification training yesterday, to one guy. He had NEVER operated a boom or scissor lift before in his life and stated that he was afraid of heights. The fucker fell asleep on me during the training 3 times. He somehow passed the written portion of the exam. Today is the hands on portion. I get to take him 80' up in the air and scare the shit out of him on a boom this morning. This will be interesting to say the least.
Appreciate 3
kscarrol9608.00
Rmtt8203.00
      03-15-2019, 09:37 AM   #9
Mingwan
Major
1890
Rep
1,340
Posts

Drives: X1 Individual custom paint
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Kansas

iTrader: (0)

I do a different kind of throat punching
Appreciate 2
King Rudi13072.00
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 09:50 AM   #10
Rmtt
Colonel
Rmtt's Avatar
United_States
8203
Rep
2,250
Posts

Drives: 2011 BMW 128i, 2008 LS3 C6
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: South Carolina

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Now_Rudi View Post
Every day here is face palm Friday yet I wish it could be throat punch Thursday. Oddly enough the HR department would frown on this.

I held a boom/scissor lift certification training yesterday, to one guy. He had NEVER operated a boom or scissor lift before in his life and stated that he was afraid of heights. The fucker fell asleep on me during the training 3 times. He somehow passed the written portion of the exam. Today is the hands on portion. I get to take him 80' up in the air and scare the shit out of him on a boom this morning. This will be interesting to say the least.
I did that to a guy once who wasn't paying attention in a basket that we had him in on a JLG style lift. I just bounced the basket up and down a few times, and he about lost his lunch.

He was properly secured and tied off....but he doesn't trust me now!
__________________
Everybody has a gameplan....until they get punched in the mouth.
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13072.00
      03-15-2019, 09:55 AM   #11
Rmtt
Colonel
Rmtt's Avatar
United_States
8203
Rep
2,250
Posts

Drives: 2011 BMW 128i, 2008 LS3 C6
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: South Carolina

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by M_Six View Post
I dread Face Palm Friday's. Tomorrow afternoon about 10 minutes before I leave someone will come up with an issue that's been going on since Monday and they just decided to bring it to our attention at 4:20 on a Friday afternoon.
Happens here all the time as well. Worst case is that I do actually get to leave, get halfway home in my commute...and then get the "dreaded" phone call. Pisses me off to no end.

I'm at work typically no later than 5:30 each morning...usually earlier. I use that time before anyone shows up to get caught up with e-mails, receivers, etc.

These guys pile in around 8:00, take 1+ hour lunches (I never leave the plant and work at my desk during lunch) then start having their emergencies about the time I am planning to leave.

As I hate having a weekend where all I am thinking about is what I have to resolve on Monday.....I usually go back or stay to finish it up.
__________________
Everybody has a gameplan....until they get punched in the mouth.
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13072.00
      03-15-2019, 10:08 AM   #12
nyalpine90
Lieutenant General
nyalpine90's Avatar
7552
Rep
11,936
Posts

Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: L.I. NY

iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2016 BMW X4  [9.25]
Appreciate 3
upstatedoc7534.50
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 10:13 AM   #13
CTinline-six
Hoonigan
CTinline-six's Avatar
United_States
6943
Rep
3,017
Posts

Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Connecticut

iTrader: (0)

Garage List


I did this today during a meeting with a woman who was being extremely arrogant and annoying.
__________________
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Appreciate 3
King Rudi13072.00
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 10:29 AM   #14
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rmtt View Post
I did that to a guy once who wasn't paying attention in a basket that we had him in on a JLG style lift. I just bounced the basket up and down a few times, and he about lost his lunch.

He was properly secured and tied off....but he doesn't trust me now!
My joy of his training this morning was explaining how touchy the controls are and how to make very small adjustments when extended out rather than being heavy handed. He learned quickly to back off the controls slowly rather than just letting them go. He about dropped to his knees in the basket extended out at about 60' when he just let go of the controls. That instant stop and the sway that follows is not for the faint of heart for beginners who are afraid of heights. I'll give him credit though, he did really well.

I trained a guy once who was a self proclaimed "pro." He failed his certification due to managing to somehow get 2 wheels off the ground at the same time. Not only did he not get certified, he got fired.
Appreciate 2
Rmtt8203.00
      03-15-2019, 10:30 AM   #15
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by CTinline-six View Post


I did this today during a meeting with a woman who was being extremely arrogant and annoying.
I do this on occasion myself. I use names of the opposite sex to boot.
Appreciate 1
      03-15-2019, 10:34 AM   #16
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Sure thing shirley
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 10:34 AM   #17
CTinline-six
Hoonigan
CTinline-six's Avatar
United_States
6943
Rep
3,017
Posts

Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Connecticut

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Now_Rudi View Post
I do this on occasion myself. I use names of the opposite sex to boot.
I haven't done that yet, that's a good idea.
__________________
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13072.00
      03-15-2019, 10:46 AM   #18
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by CTinline-six View Post
I haven't done that yet, that's a good idea.
I use Karen and Margaret a lot. I love the look on people's face's.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2019, 10:47 AM   #19
kscarrol
Brigadier General
kscarrol's Avatar
United_States
9608
Rep
4,130
Posts

Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Greenville, SC

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Sure thing shirley
Don't call me Shirley!
Attached Images
 
__________________
2021 X3 M40i
1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual
BMWCCA # 327475
Appreciate 4
King Rudi13072.00
upstatedoc7534.50
UncleWede18453.50
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 10:49 AM   #20
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rmtt View Post
Happens here all the time as well. Worst case is that I do actually get to leave, get halfway home in my commute...and then get the "dreaded" phone call. Pisses me off to no end.

I'm at work typically no later than 5:30 each morning...usually earlier. I use that time before anyone shows up to get caught up with e-mails, receivers, etc.

These guys pile in around 8:00, take 1+ hour lunches (I never leave the plant and work at my desk during lunch) then start having their emergencies about the time I am planning to leave.

As I hate having a weekend where all I am thinking about is what I have to resolve on Monday.....I usually go back or stay to finish it up.
You sound like me. Don't have to be at work until 7:30 but I'm usually here sometime between 6:00-6:30 so I can be left alone before the people that just stand around and talk show up. I typically leave to pick up lunch and eat behind my desk "working" (cough....bimmerpost). The biggest difference is that when 4:30 hits my ass is out of the office with the ground on fire behind me.

What do you do?
Appreciate 1
Rmtt8203.00
      03-15-2019, 11:53 AM   #21
cmyx6go
Colonel
cmyx6go's Avatar
16849
Rep
2,088
Posts

Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: NYC

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2019 X6 ///M  [10.00]
Me too. In by 6:00 or 6:30. I get so much done before everyone else shows up. There's really no need for me to get in so early but traffic also weighs into the decision. An open roadway is great way to start the day.

But yes, my partner and I have different shifts. So when he wants to have a meeting at 4:00 I want to shoot him.
__________________
I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
Appreciate 3
King Rudi13072.00
Rmtt8203.00
MKSixer34133.50
      03-15-2019, 11:55 AM   #22
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Big throat punch goes out to fucktard from New Zealand
Appreciate 4
King Rudi13072.00
MKSixer34133.50
CANGRKE70817.50
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:24 PM.




m5:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST