Little experience with an IS-F at a redlight (not what you think)

Year's_End · 08-16-2008, 04:28 AM

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NaTuReB0Y · 08-16-2008, 04:52 AM

cliff notes please........

yashBMW · 08-16-2008, 05:12 AM

Funny
Go Die Lexus People!

Robertbog · 08-16-2008, 06:14 AM

Yeah ive seen some boobies in my friends jeep and in my m3, well done on the jeep.

OC Guy · 08-16-2008, 07:25 AM

retarded story, not worth the read.

eazydoezit · 08-16-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

retarded story, not worth the read.

AGREE 100% waste

Big Windy · 08-16-2008, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

retarded story, not worth the read.

glad i read this before i read the OP. haha. THANKS!

iatacs19 · 08-16-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

retarded story, not worth the read.

Thanks for the cliff notes, saved me time!

gonzo · 08-16-2008, 10:48 AM

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OC Guy · 08-16-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Funny story (sorta).

Today my roommate and I were hauling stuff into a U-Haul and taking it to both of our houses. I had to drive his old Jeep Cherokee as he was the only one authorized to drive the U-Haul. It would take him about 45 minutes to get to his house from mine, so I let him go ahead ten minutes early.

Fast forward ten minutes: I'm driving his Cherokee, and I'm loving how relaxing the drive is. It's an SUV, sure, but it isn't a lumbering Yukon Denali or whatever, which makes it fun to drive. The seats are plush, the steering is surprisingly communicative, the power is satisfactory, and the ride is unbelievably soft in comparison to my 335i. I'm listening to some classic rock from whatever it was that was hooked up to his AUX system. I've never been so relaxed in a car for a long time.

Fast forward another five minutes: I'm driving along a busy street. Up ahead I see an IS. Wait, no. I spotted the quads and then noticed the exhaust as this car is flew down this road. Yeah, it was an IS-F. It's the first I've seen on the road (but not the first I've seen in reality). The driver seemed pretty reckless, but I don't have too much room to talk to be honest.

Anyways, I see that the IS-F came to a stop behind a car in the middle lane at a red light. I needed to make a right and ended up sitting behind a car in the right lane (that wasn't making a right apparently), which had me end up side by side with the IS-F. Hilarity ensued.

I'm sitting in my friend's Cherokee by myself, quietly listening to some rock, and all of a sudden I hear this shitty ass R&B getting turned up louder, and louder, and louder. I have my polarized Ray Ban's on, so I can see them looking at me out the corner of my eye. They're laughing their asses off, and bouncing up and down to this music that sounds like the bastard child of pop and ghetto rap. The passenger keeps glancing over at me, and I'm just staring at him. He looks forward, then glances back. Now he's talking to the driver, who turns to the right and glances at me. Then he turns up the music even louder and they're both just sitting there thinking they're the shit or something.

I just looked ahead again, noticed the light went green, and shook my head laughing my ass off. Looked at 'em again, and they saying something. I don't know what it was...don't really care to be honest.

I learned two things today:

1) Jeeps are f*cking awesome. They make you feel so chill on the road that I can't even explain it. And for some reason LOTS of hot girls driving other Jeeps look at you, smile, and wave. Like, all of em do that. You know, I haven't driven under the speed limit on the highway for a long time, and to be honest, I liked the change of pace.

2) You WILL look like a pathetic douche if your windows are all rolled down and your dancing retardedly to R&B and looking at whoever's next to you at a light. Period.

Quoted for evidence.

AcMilan714 · 08-16-2008, 11:23 AM

LOL If this is the way you tell stories i can imagine you telling a joke.

A man steps out of his car, walks about 20 steps and knocks on the door. The person inside says who is there. ETc ETC ETC... LMAO

sillygoat · 08-16-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

2) You WILL look like a pathetic douche if your windows are all rolled down and your dancing retardedly to R&B and looking at whoever's next to you at a light. Period.

i do this all the time....

it's fun and i never really care what other people think. haha

uabimmer · 08-16-2008, 12:55 PM

^

nusevad · 08-16-2008, 01:37 PM

they were probably 18 or something. Dumb kids...

jlspeed29 · 08-16-2008, 01:47 PM

shiggy · 08-16-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

funny!!!!!

AdamJ · 08-16-2008, 02:12 PM

This thread served no purpose

NaTuReB0Y · 08-16-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

-Had to move shit around in a U-Haul.
-Drove friend's Jeep cuz I'm not authorized to drive the U-Haul truck. My name isn't on the signed papers.
-Chilling in my friend's Jeep.
-Meet a couple of idiots at a redlight in an ISF, blasting ghetto R&B stuff.
-My ears start bleeding from the music.
-Exchanges of glancing back and forth at me other while laughing occurs. I look at them like they're d-bags.
-Damn music is too loud.
-I shake my head and laugh at them.
-They get pissed.
-I drive off listening to rock.

thanks for the cliff notes......but

ska///235i · 08-16-2008, 03:12 PM

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ChaneRZ · 08-16-2008, 04:09 PM

is-fail

Gearcraft · 08-16-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

its missing a happy face on top of the graph and a sad face on the bottom.

oldaccount · 08-16-2008, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

retarded story, not worth the read.

luckily, i gathered that from the cliffs.

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