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      09-18-2019, 11:37 AM   #1
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International Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19, 2019

Shiver Me Timbers!! Avast me hardies...it is upon us.

Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2019.

My daughter informed me of this years ago and it's now our little tradition to talk like pirates whenever we speak with each other on the designated day. I'm asking the denizens of BP-OT to join us in celebrating and expanding this tradition. I'm really looking forward to the meeting I have with my dad's attorney, myself and my dad just after lunch tomorrow. It. Will. Be. EPIC.

The ask:

You already know...in your daily engagements, Talk Like A Pirate all day and spread the word.

The history:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intern...e_a_Pirate_Day

Pirate vocabulary:

http://www.piratetreasurenow.com/pirate-phrases.htm

Show a leg on your inner pirate and join in!!
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This is awesome, I have several meetings tomorrow.
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how bout some pirate jokes

Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

If you like these pirate jokes, try out these bad jokes ye can’t help but laugh at.

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie.

Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!

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how bout some pirate jokes

Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

If you like these pirate jokes, try out these bad jokes ye can’t help but laugh at.

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie.

Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!

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This is awesome, I have several meetings tomorrow.
That's the spirit, me hardy!!
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Go get your eyepatch!!

'nuff said!
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Blast ye landlubbers! Pass me that bottle o rum!! (It's still the 19th for Pacific pirates)
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Now that Talkin' like a Pirate has everybody warmed up to artificial holidays, it's time to get ready for the REAL one: Wear Your Helmet to Work Day - Friday Oct 19 this year ( https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/helmet-day-2019/ )
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Now that Talkin' like a Pirate has everybody warmed up to artificial holidays, it's time to get ready for the REAL one: Wear Your Helmet to Work Day - Friday Oct 19 this year ( https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/helmet-day-2019/ )
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Oct. 19 is a Saturday, am I missing something? I clicked on the link but it never came up.
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