[2000cs]

I thought it a neat little trick
A thread for only the limerick
Post one you’ve heard
Or offer your own word
Non-limerick form? You’re a dick!

[King Rudi]

There once was a knight name Lancelot
who took his dick out of his pants a lot
He found a wo-man
and with his dick in his hand
said wham bam thanks a lot.

[upstatedoc]

this thread is going well

[Run Silent]

There once was a man named Cass.
He had to big balls of brass.
And in stormy weather,
They clung together,
And lightening shot out of his ass.

[silverseal99]

There once was a lovely young lass,
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not as pretty and pink (as you might think)
But was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

[RKM]

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em

[vreihen16]

It’s risky to drive while you eat,
Most especially pasta with meat:
Slurping red sauce is rash—
You might very well crash
And leave evidence trails head to feet.

[vreihen16]

There once was a driver named Dwight
Who could speed even faster than light.
He set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

[MKSixer]

There once was a man from Nantucket

[SchillerM]

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[2000cs]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who was fetching some water in a bucket
He slipped on the grass
And fell on his ass
Spilled the water and yelled aw fuckit

Or did you have something else in mind?

[vreihen16]

Are you feeling too focused while driving?
Well, help from your dashboard’s arriving:
Watch the net in your car.
Yes, wherever you are
You can surf. Wish you luck with surviving.

[HFW003]

There was a young lady of Harrow.
Who complained her c@#§ was too narrow,
For times without number
She would use a cucumber,
But could not accomplish a marrow.

[silverseal99]

There was a young gal named Sally
who loved the occasional dally.
When she sat on the lap
of a well-endowed chap
she cried, "Gee, Dick, you're right up my alley!"

[Rmtt]

There once was a man named O'doul
Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor...a cynic
Yelled get out of my clinic
And wipe off that lipstick you fool


There once was a lady of Totten
Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten.
She cared not for steaks, or for pastries and cakes,
But lived upon penis au gratin."