Hey pervs

Tommy-G · 09-23-2021, 08:12 PM

My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..

kscarrol · 09-23-2021, 08:15 PM

This should be fun. Following... for a friend!

nyalpine90 · 09-24-2021, 10:16 AM

handcuffs
whip
ky
ball with strap

KennyFSU · 09-24-2021, 10:36 AM

I have a used one for sale, ridden hard and put away wet.

Keca10 · 09-24-2021, 10:50 AM

Tommy-G · 09-24-2021, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KennyFSU

I have a used one for sale, ridden hard and put away wet.

Not even for my worst boss but ummmm thanks

TiMSport · 09-24-2021, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

ball with strap

.....

nyalpine90 · 09-24-2021, 11:46 AM

Thats one crazy movie lol

Murf993 · 09-24-2021, 11:48 AM

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TiMSport · 09-24-2021, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Thats one crazy movie lol

One of the best EVER!

King Rudi · 09-24-2021, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..

I'm confused. You need help to purchase said items? You're looking for someone to sell you said items?

I would have just bought them each a gift certificate to Ashley Madison.

2000cs · 09-24-2021, 02:40 PM

Sometimes the “funniest” ideas are best when not executed.

Tommy-G · 09-24-2021, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'm confused. You need help to purchase said items? You're looking for someone to sell you said items?

I would have just bought them each a gift certificate to Ashley Madison.

No, just looking for a prank to play on him

MsGoGoMoto · 09-24-2021, 08:48 PM

I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.

Tommy-G · 09-25-2021, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.

One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….

shoei · 09-25-2021, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.

One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….

She's about to go down a rabbit hole this AM, lol

Tommy-G · 09-25-2021, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

She's about to go down a rabbit hole this AM, lol

One can only hope

Germanauto · 09-25-2021, 11:51 AM

I have a buddy who ordered a "bag of dicks" online as a surprise for a friend.

MsGoGoMoto · 09-25-2021, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.

One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….

Got dammit guys..
You're telling me there's a reverse dildo for straight guys?

I'm done.. ….

Bunnny · 09-26-2021, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..

How about a Stripper-gram?

Especially if he works in an office, or has that strict sort of family life :lol

Tambohamilton · 09-26-2021, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

No, just looking for a prank to play on him

I still don't understand what you're asking here...

MsGoGoMoto · 09-26-2021, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

No, just looking for a prank to play on him

I still don't understand what you're asking here...

Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes

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