funny story (deer=FTL)

MMMazing07 · 12-26-2008, 01:32 PM

very strange incident happened today. my parents house is fully gated in. and there are 2 driveways with gates on them. seems that one of the gates was left open over night. deers tend to find there way in if the gate is left open. so i woke up to walk my dog this morning and as soon as i get outside there was a freaking family of deers (at least 6) just chillen in my backyard. my dog goes right after them. they scatter and dont know where to go. a couple of them slam into the fence trying to get out. my dog manages to lead them out the front gate. but there was still one in the backyard. it was hurt real bad. im guessing it tried to jump the chain link fence and got its leg stuck in it. it couldnt even get up. i tired to lead it out but it couldnt even move (poor deer) so i called the animal people and 2 cops show up at my house! lol. one lady cop comes out and asks me if there are any small children in the house. i said no and she whips out the 9MM lol she asked me to step back. it took 3 rounds to get that thing down. i took some pics and may upload them later. the cops told me the "deer guy" will come and pick it up later. i thought it was an eventful after christmas morning.

Blake · 12-26-2008, 01:35 PM

don't let the deer guy have it! eat that sucker! good meat on that back strap.

MMMazing07 · 12-26-2008, 01:36 PM

broken deer leg must taste really good!

MTV · 12-26-2008, 01:39 PM

at least it was put out of its misery....

Blake · 12-26-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MMMazing07

broken deer leg must taste really good!

not the legs...you're doing it wrong. the meat surrounding the spine is yummy. venison tenderloin ftw

Mk23 · 12-26-2008, 01:55 PM

Is your parents house in the countryside? It is illegal to discharge a firearm in a residential area. Just pointing it out...

Sounds like you had an interesting morning none the less.

Express · 12-26-2008, 01:57 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahah

dreamk · 12-26-2008, 02:12 PM

sucks for that deer......

BrianDesigns · 12-26-2008, 02:53 PM

Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.

GAM3OVR85 · 12-26-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianDesigns

Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.

Brian calm the fuck down!!

p.s. what are you doing tonight?

PLAYON · 12-26-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianDesigns

Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.

survival of the fittest. Humans for the win.

quagmire · 12-26-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PLAYON

survival of the fittest. Humans for the win.

Please, it is our fault why deer have no place to go and the natural balance of the food chain is messed up. Humans are the ones that cause these problems not the deer.

We have to share the Earth. No destroying natural habitat so we humans can live comfortably while the other wildlife gets screwed.

addy85 · 12-26-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianDesigns

Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.

Because were great

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Originally Posted by PLAYON

survival of the fittest. Humans for the win.

haha +1

Quote:

Originally Posted by quagmire

Please, it is our fault why deer have no place to go and the natural balance of the food chain is messed up. Humans are the ones that cause these problems not the deer.

We have to share the Earth. No destroying natural habitat so we humans can live comfortably while the other wildlife gets screwed.

What the hell is wrong with you

MMMazing07 · 12-26-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mk335i

Is your parents house in the countryside? It is illegal to discharge a firearm in a residential area. Just pointing it out...

Sounds like you had an interesting morning none the less.

cops can shoot there guns anywhere

MMMazing07 · 12-26-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianDesigns

Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.

well there wild animals. have you ever seen an injured deer in a animal hospital

unless there is some deer savior out there its all up to darwin. 5 of them got out. 1 died. the 5 are the fittest of the group. they probably dont even know one is gone

!Xoible · 12-26-2008, 05:05 PM

when u called the "deer guy" did you dial 911 and said there's a black person in your yard or something??

wtf with the cop? lol

Blake · 12-26-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PLAYON

survival of the fittest. Humans for the win.

SoYank · 12-26-2008, 05:31 PM

Did it have a vermillion nasal covering?

Jammin Jason · 12-27-2008, 03:24 AM

kabalm18 · 12-27-2008, 04:26 AM

Deer are like fucking rodents! They multiply by the millions!

BMW2006 · 12-27-2008, 10:12 AM

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Deer are like fucking rodents! They multiply by the millions!

+1, as someone who has hit one at 50 mph before. I don't have too much sympathy for the disease-spreading animals. There are plenty of deer around, hunting season should be 2x longer.

-BMW2006

sg///M3 · 12-27-2008, 10:43 AM

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x2

12-26-2008, 01:32 PM	#1
MMMazing07 More than you can afford pal....ferrari 202 Rep 1,471 Posts Drives: Z4M Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	funny story (deer=FTL) very strange incident happened today. my parents house is fully gated in. and there are 2 driveways with gates on them. seems that one of the gates was left open over night. deers tend to find there way in if the gate is left open. so i woke up to walk my dog this morning and as soon as i get outside there was a freaking family of deers (at least 6) just chillen in my backyard. my dog goes right after them. they scatter and dont know where to go. a couple of them slam into the fence trying to get out. my dog manages to lead them out the front gate. but there was still one in the backyard. it was hurt real bad. im guessing it tried to jump the chain link fence and got its leg stuck in it. it couldnt even get up. i tired to lead it out but it couldnt even move (poor deer) so i called the animal people and 2 cops show up at my house! lol. one lady cop comes out and asks me if there are any small children in the house. i said no and she whips out the 9MM lol she asked me to step back. it took 3 rounds to get that thing down. i took some pics and may upload them later. the cops told me the "deer guy" will come and pick it up later. i thought it was an eventful after christmas morning.
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MMMazing07 More than you can afford pal....ferrari 202 Rep 1,471 Posts Drives: Z4M Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	broken deer leg must taste really good!
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BrianDesigns New Member 2 Rep 10 Posts Drives: Legs Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Montreal iTrader: (0)	Someone explain to me why when we break a leg we go to the hospital and when an animal break a leg we put a bullet between its eyes and say you won't suffer anymore now as if there is nothing else we could have done. I'm no animal rights activist but PETA seems to employ the same plan of kill off all the sick/injured animals even though they aim for total animal liberation.
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