The world can eat my ...

Turkish Pickle · 10-28-2022, 09:34 PM

There's a lot of not-nice content here, maybe bar the "what's for (meal)" threads.

Let's post the good in our lives that we sometimes forget and/or take for granted. Not just on a daily basis, but overall. It's easy to get lost in the sauce sometimes, so let's share what should be making us shout "THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK".

I'll start:

THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK because life is good. Yes there's been many ups and downs, especially lately, but I still keep my head above the water. Where and the people I work with are great, social life booming again, I'm feeling good about my achievements and where I'm at in life, I finally have spending money again, I'm back to cooking, and overall: life's fucking good man

M_Six · 10-28-2022, 10:21 PM

Might be the rum talkin', eh?

JP10 · 10-28-2022, 10:46 PM

I feel the liquor in this post and I'm all for it

wtwo3 · 10-29-2022, 12:14 AM

I'm a little disappointed you didn't start with "THE WORLD CAN EAT MY PICKLE"

floridaorange · 10-29-2022, 06:44 AM

I think yours is likely the most negative currently

c1pher · 10-29-2022, 07:17 AM

“ You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?”

spazzyfry123 · 10-29-2022, 07:25 AM

I couldn’t help but laugh

AntF32 · 10-29-2022, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP10

I feel the liquor in this post and I'm all for it

That's what she said

floridaorange · 10-29-2022, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazzyfry123

I couldn't help but laugh

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Turkish Pickle · 10-29-2022, 03:23 PM

that was the rum speaking yes BUT this is better than when i mistakenly texted the girl i was talking about to her, instead of my friend

also my point still stands: life is good

Esteban · 10-29-2022, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

that was the rum speaking yes BUT this is better than when i mistakenly texted the girl i was talking about to her, instead of my friend

also my point still stands: life is good

Agree. Happily retired. Have enough money (What?)

Good health; all family members are healthy.

House is paid for, cars are paid for. No bills except utilities, insurance, taxes. Somebody will probably think of something I missed. Oh, there's cable too, but not for long.

Only first world problems, and I can't think of any right now.

M_Six · 10-29-2022, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Agree. Happily retired. Have enough money (What?)

Good health; all family members are healthy.

House is paid for, cars are paid for. No bills except utilities, insurance, taxes. Somebody will probably think of something I missed. Oh, there's cable too, but not for long.

Only first world problems, and I can't think of any right now.

Same here. Almost to the letter.

leopard print · 10-29-2022, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

There's a lot of not-nice content here, maybe bar the "what's for (meal)" threads.

Let's post the good in our lives that we sometimes forget and/or take for granted. Not just on a daily basis, but overall. It's easy to get lost in the sauce sometimes, so let's share what should be making us shout "THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK".

I'll start:

THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK because life is good. Yes there's been many ups and downs, especially lately, but I still keep my head above the water. Where and the people I work with are great, social life booming again, I'm feeling good about my achievements and where I'm at in life, I finally have spending money again, I'm back to cooking, and overall: life's fucking good man

You know what? Gonna be completely honest here. I’ve been pretty stressed out lately worrying about shit. Life happens. Overall my family is healthy and I have the ability to write this message while relaxing on a comfy couch about to watch some boxing. Things can be a whole lot worse. Life is great. Thanks for the message, Pickle.

UncleWede · 10-30-2022, 12:05 AM

Ever read about strawberries that come from Oxnard? Some of the most famous in the world

But *I* don't have to pick them

SRod321 · 10-30-2022, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by c1pher

“ You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?”

Ugh GREAT quote!!! I absolutely loved that scene!!!!

10-28-2022, 09:34 PM	#1
Turkish Pickle Banned 3058 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	The world can eat my ... There's a lot of not-nice content here, maybe bar the "what's for (meal)" threads. Let's post the good in our lives that we sometimes forget and/or take for granted. Not just on a daily basis, but overall. It's easy to get lost in the sauce sometimes, so let's share what should be making us shout "THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK". I'll start: THE WORLD CAN EAT MY DICK because life is good. Yes there's been many ups and downs, especially lately, but I still keep my head above the water. Where and the people I work with are great, social life booming again, I'm feeling good about my achievements and where I'm at in life, I finally have spending money again, I'm back to cooking, and overall: life's fucking good man
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