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      05-15-2006, 12:53 AM   #1
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Wink Ode to Hans, The Love of My Life

Oh, Hans how I love thee...

I picked you up only yesterday looking all shiny with the "SOLD" sign on your windshield. I knew, you had been born just to be mine.

Ever since that moment on March 17,2006 when I special ordered you I have waited for the moment you would arrive and finally become mine. I would be angry, confused and very frustrated as to why it was taking so long and I even second and third guessed your creation but ultimatley please know this: I love you.

The moment I saw you yesterday afternoon I knew this was meant to be. I felt at ease and at peace with your birth and the fact that soon you would be everything to me. My trusted companion, my best friend and my passion.

No, no, Hans. It's not just that you are beautiful. Love is more than graceous desgin and tatilizing curves. What you and I have... it is more than I could have ever hoped for.

After sigining the deal and writing that five figure check I didn't even blink. I would do anything to be close to you. And as I slipped behind the wheel your Dakota leather wrapped seats embraced me and yes, I felt it Hans. You loved me too.

We went out on te road and I took the winding curves of Prosperity... oh the fun side you have Hans! I felt it and I giggled knowing you were playing with me and trying to please me and I loved it.

I yearn for the moment when I hit a patch of open road and you and I can drive off into the sunset.... because Hans, now I know the meaning of love
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      05-15-2006, 01:26 AM   #2
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Congratulations, Tracy!! Please post some pics...

My SG 325i's name is Ralf ... I hope the 2 can meet soon(and hopefully get along)
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      05-15-2006, 10:47 AM   #3
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Yes, I hope Hans and Ralf can play nice with each other!!
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      05-15-2006, 02:08 PM   #4
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Congrats on your new ride. Have fun!

The front desk at my work just called me to let me know I have a box that arrived. I just got my Zaino kit today!

I don't have a name for my car, other than car... At least for now.
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ha ha, that name makes me laugh congrats!
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Noooooooooooo, please not 'Hans'!

Well, congrats anyway!

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Noooooooooooo, please not 'Hans'!

Well, congrats anyway!

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What do you have against Hans?
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What do you have against Hans?
That has to be the ugliest german name for a BMW. How 'bout Wolfgang, Andreas, Christian or Stefan?

But as long as you like it, it's
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Nah...I think Hans is a nice name
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Hans is quiet and refined, yet strong and masculine.

He is ooooh so sexy!!
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Hans is quiet and refined, yet strong and masculine.

He is ooooh so sexy!!

Where is Frans



I dont have a name for mine yet... Good names come with time...
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Bav, your car has no name??
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      05-16-2006, 12:25 AM   #13
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Maybe we can all touch him and get a vibe for what his name should be at the meet...

I mean Bav's car... not his person.
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Gee... you do that too, 'listen out' or feel the car for his or her name...I thought I was the odd one here
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darn right I do! They speak to me...
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      05-16-2006, 05:28 PM   #16
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hahahaha...nice!
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