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      01-07-2025, 07:33 AM   #1
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      01-07-2025, 11:19 AM   #4
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      01-08-2025, 09:34 AM   #6
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Says the man who lives at "Thick ascending limb". Is that where or on?

Go drive your Musk mobile and have a great day...
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Says the man who lives at "Thick ascending limb". Is that where or on?

Go drive your Musk mobile and have a great day...
Medullary thick ascending limbs to be more specific or mTALs. I'm a nephrologist. Stay well. Sub-endothelial didn't have the same ring.
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      01-08-2025, 10:12 AM   #8
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      01-11-2025, 02:53 PM   #11
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Guys guys we already had a name for something like this.

It's called a penalty box.
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Supratentorial Contraceptive.

What a pointless vehicle. A Toyota Corolla probably has more usable cargo space.
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      01-13-2025, 07:12 PM   #14
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Supratentorial Contraceptive.

What a pointless vehicle. A Toyota Corolla probably has more usable cargo space.
Nobody will say you have bad taste and stupid if you own a Corolla. However if you are cybersuck owners, you get both complement.
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Nobody will say you have bad taste and stupid if you own a Corolla. However if you are cybersuck owners, you get both complement.
Damn so you're basically treated like a BMW driver. Sucks.
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Nobody will say you have bad taste and stupid if you own a Corolla. However if you are cybersuck owners, you get both complement.
If you think new BMWs will look much better, think twice

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      01-14-2025, 01:57 PM   #17
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I agree, all the BMW EV suck big time. I have told everyone on the forum.

I am a die hard BMW fan with logic thinking. See the pic for my dd
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Jesus christ.
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